Apparently a bunch of rednecks saw a UFO floating around Texas last week.

 

Good material for an FTC, right?

 

whatever, heres the template

FTC 125 temp by xxausrottenxx 1-21-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night.

 

The farmer in the first panel can talk if you so like.

 

Bonus points if you can tell me what sort of underwear the FBI agent is wearing (boxers, briefs, boxer/briefs, etc.)

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FTC 125: As You So Like It by biped 1-21-08

"The farmer in the first panel can talk if you so like." -- xxausrottenxx Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. I kin talk if'n he so likes. Excuse me? That feller a-makin' this here comic... if'n he so likes, I kin talk. I don't have ta just stand here with muh mouth shut. How about a blowjob?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 125: Bright Lights, Small Town by kane2742 1-21-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. I think-- I think it was... an angel. That's ridiculous. It must have been aliens.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

I made another strip (kane2742/419257) about this UFO sighting a few days ago. Unfortunately, it's not eligible for this contest. But I did just think of another one that is:

FTC 125: 2008: A Space Odyssey by kane2742 1-21-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. Aliens. In a flyin' saucer. They even stopped here for a bit. Why would aliens land in rural Texas? It was just a pit stop on the way to the Democratic debates. And why would they be interested in that? I heard 'em say somethin' about "universal health care."

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

FTC 125 - Texas UFO Sighting by Shaneo39 1-21-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night? Sir? Qué?

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

FTC 125: Probed by deathtoradio 1-21-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night? It was one o' those flyin' saucers. And it wasn't just in the sky that night. It landed? It landed, and some little green negro got out of it. All that flyin' must'a made him a might sick. Did anything else happen? That little green negro grabbed my wife, stuck a finger in all three of her lady holes, swung her like a bowlin' ball and then left, laughing hysterically.

I had to go pay homage to Kingpin here.

nobody has gotten the bonus question right yet

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FTC 125: Bonus Points by kane2742 1-23-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. Aliens. They gave me special powers. Yeah? What kind of "special powers"? I can see through people's clothes. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Oh yeah, Mister Pink Frilly Underdrawers?

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

FTC 125: Flashbacks by anthdoe1126 1-23-08

Sir, I represent the FBI. Please tell me what you saw last night. I, er, I a-knows it was aliens, but not what kind. Oh really now? How do you know? Well, If a big green giant blob isn't an alien, then I don't know what is! They told me secrets... There's this FBI agent, and guess what? I know what kind of underwear he wears-pink and purple polka-dot briefs. What in them there heck?

 

"What in them there heck?"

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Buddabingbadingning

FTC125: I Have Seen Too Much by ZMannZilla 1-24-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. Your tighty whities, engulfed in flame, on a southbound trajectory. Actually, sir, I go commando. Yeah, NOW.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

FTC 125 : Don't Faze Me, Though. by finn34 1-24-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. I should warn you, I'm armed. Sir, there's nothing to be afraid of. I'm not here to threaten or bully you. I've heard that one before. Have we met? Yep. "To Catch A Predator" Convention 2005. You tasered me in the balls.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

FTC 125: Sighting! by Scyess 1-25-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. It was this big, shiny disc. It hung over our head most of the night, subtly changing size and color the whole time. Bizarre. What do you think it was? Well, 'round these parts we call it "the moon." Based on our information, this "moon" is probably a terrorist plot. Excellent. I'll start the invasion plans while you investigate that really shiny one that comes around in the daytime.

FTC 125: Unsightly by Scyess 1-25-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. Well, call me nuts, but... It looked a lot like my favorite episode of Hee-Haw. In stereophonic sound 'n' everything! You've been eating those mushrooms that grow on horse manure, haven't you? It was that one where Gunilla pretended to be a mule and Roy boned her anyway.

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"Old" is the old new.

FTC: Damage Control to Major Tom by boloboffin 1-25-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. All right. I was tending the cows when this huge spaceship right out of "Close Encounter" comes sailing... Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. The sky that night. Sir, I represent -- What the hell's wrong with you? ***Damn it, the voice synth's fucked again. Beam him out for a memory wipe.*** 911, this is Bobbyaa-diadj- dk;lkd----

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Judging!

HOSTS! read this first.

Awards list (paste at judging)

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to:Kane2742

For the Comic:

FTC 125: Bright Lights, Small Town by kane2742 1-21-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. I think-- I think it was... an angel. That's ridiculous. It must have been aliens.

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[b] Bonus Award

Goes to:Zmannzilla

For:No underwear!!!!!1!!

FTC125: I Have Seen Too Much by ZMannZilla 1-24-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. Your tighty whities, engulfed in flame, on a southbound trajectory. Actually, sir, I go commando. Yeah, NOW.

 

And last but most important because he wins!

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to:Scyess

For the Comic:

FTC 125: Unsightly by Scyess 1-25-08

Sir, I represent the FBI, please explain what you saw in the sky that night. Well, call me nuts, but... It looked a lot like my favorite episode of Hee-Haw. In stereophonic sound 'n' everything! You've been eating those mushrooms that grow on horse manure, haven't you? It was that one where Gunilla pretended to be a mule and Roy boned her anyway.

[br][br][br][br][br]Thanks for coming out everybody, check out the 'I Love FTC 125' T shirts at the merch booth.

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