I took The Test and it was 95% sure I was a slow-moving, tree-dwelling mammal, that hangs from branches using three toes, and urinates on itself. Wow, it's like they know me personally.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I did that a while ago. It said I was female.

86% confidence of being male.
Hrm.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

So did the editor of the Times when I called up.

Just kidding. Actually it said I was female too. It was 80% certain. For a moment I was excited at the thought that this meant I could be a lesbian.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

They pegged me.

(Once again... the link may work later... sigh)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

23. Does Canada suck?

- Yes
- Yeah

It's a man, baby!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Does that qualify you for Colossal Geekdom?

Nope, just scary.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

86% male.

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What others say about boorite!

2% SPAM, 5% goat and 7% walrus.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

No, 6% walrus and 1% human.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

2% SPAM, 5% goat and 7% walrus.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Did everyone get this picture, cuz, you know, I'm FREAKING out here. That doesn't look 80% male to me, the bastards.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

86% confidence that I am a dude. Maybe if I stop wearing lipstick, I can get 90%.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

80% confidence that I'm a chick. Piece of shit.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Same here. Completely untrue. If I was 80% female, I'd never have to leave my bedroom.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

You'd have to go to the confessionals quite often though.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

90% female. And strangely it got all my friends right. The bastards.

Maybe I should starting hitting on you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Back when that test first came out, it told me 80% likely to be Female. I feel so pretty. :/

Yay! I'm a female!

~alison

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I'm back.

I'm 86% likely to be female.

"Women are more likely to realize that clams are alive (89%) than men (only 87%)."

We are SO different.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I think that most of the questions are just in there for padding, and the bulk of the guesswork is done by questions like "Does your middle name end in a vowel". Because if you think about it, the majority of ladies' names end in a vowel, while mens' are more likely to end in a consonant.

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I'm 86% likely to be female.

"Women are more likely to realize that clams are alive (89%) than men (only 87%)."

We are SO different.

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Who the hell doesn't know that clams are alive? They should separate them into a third category: "We don't know what sex you are, but we do know that you're a fucking moron."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.