Sally in "Biped's 1,997 Comic" by biped 1-22-08

"...and in local news, this is biped's 1,997th comic. Congratulations, biped!" WOW!!! YIPPEEEE!!! GUESS WHAT, Mommy? This is BIPED'S 1,997TH COMIC that we're in right now! (tsk) Sally, what on earth are you talking about? We're not in a comic, silly. Yes, we are. See? RAAAAAAAAAR!!! GAAAAAAAAA!!! GOD HELP US!!!

Captain Chip in "Biped's 1,998th Comic" by biped 1-22-08

Oh, my! What an honor to be in your 1,998th comic, biped! What shall I do? Save the world? Dash to the rescue of a citizen in distress? You're going to make me "wank" it, aren't you? NNF...NNNFFFFFF... YOU BASTARD... UNNNGGGGGHHH!!!

DeWilbur Mumphrey in "Biped's 1,999th Comic" by biped 1-22-08

Guess what, DeWilbur? I just found out that we... are in biped's 1,999th comic. Isn't that exciting? Oh, dat sho am excitin', Miz Flonase! Ah lahks bein' in de funnies, I sho does! Well, I bess be goin' now! ...and Miz Flonase thank we is in de funnies, Mammy! How come she ta thank dat? Cause it bees true, DeWilbur. I weren' t gwine ta tell you till you was older. We is in de "Matrix." Dis here bees what we really look lahk in de "default panel" program. Holy mackel, Mammy! I done lost my "man eggs" factory!

The Dysfunctional Dillards in "Biped's 2,000th Comic" by biped 1-23-08

Well, put your Sunday clothes on, ya little bastards. We're in biped's 2,000th fuckin' comic. We don't HAVE any Sunday clothes! WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO CHURCH IN OUR ENTIRE LIVES, YA DUMB BITCH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO JESUS IS! Hey, FUCK YOU!!! SUCK MY COCK, YA LITTLE SHIT-- Now, now. You shouldn't talk to the lad that way. If he opens his festering dickhole again, just kick his fuckin' teeth in, ya dumb cunt. Mommy, Bobby just drowned Daddy in his own bowel movement. FUCK--I'M NEXT!!! Come on, post-partum psychosis!!! Kick in, baby!!!

Nurse Bigguns in "Biped's 2,001st Comic" by biped 1-23-08

GUESS WHAT, MOMMY!!! WE AM IN BIPED'S 2,000TH COMIC YAAAAAAY!!! I'm sorry, sweetie, but we missed it. This is the 2,001st comic. GRRRRRRRR!!! ME AM GONNA RIP HIM'S PENIS AND TESTICLES OFF FOR MAKING ME MISS IT!!! AND EAT THEM IN A HOT DOG BUN!!! AND THEN ME KILL!!! (sigh) I was going to make chili dogs for dinner... Time to prep the patient, Nurse Bigguns. This will be the riskiest and most complicated operation that I've ever-- ME AM WEARING BIPED'S PENIS AND TESTICLES AND NOW ME CAN BE THE MAN HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

the 1998th made me laugh real good. i reckon i likes yer comics, uh-huh.

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Kill Whitey.

"...drowned daddy in his own bowel movement" ha!

Classic comics...as usual!

Congrats on the milestone!

w00t, congratulations. but, likewise, i'll expect more by 3000. perhaps. animated gif characters or some sort of Pie Wars double trilogy

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what if nigger meant kite

Your nice comments made me realize that there really is hope for the future and stuff.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.