It's the first annual tough guy contest. And boy, are these guys tough! After many rounds of busting brick walls with their heads and listening to scary monster-voice death metal at full volume, these four finalists are ready to face the final challenge: The tattoo competition. There's only one problem, chief -- they don't none of 'em have any tattoos to show off! What the frig? Guess that's where you come in.
You need to give one of these guys the kind of tough guy tattoo that is sure to give him the winning edge. Or maybe you'd rather make him look like a friggin' nancy so's you can collect a bribe from one of his competitors. Either way, make if funny. Otherwise, I can protect you from the consequences when one of these guys decides to come at you with a tire iron.
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.