Template (FTC 133) by theburninator 4-13-08

My god... do you have any idea what this means?! No, what?

Me host. You comic. Make laugh.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

FTC 133 by twreks1989 4-15-08

My god... do you have any idea what this means?! No, what? David Spade is actually a woman... Really? huh.....I'd still do him. You also said you would ride Stephen Hawking til next July so it's not like you are reaching for the sky with your standards. Oh Stephen Hawking, you and your wheel chair rolled into my heart, do you know if that voice box needs batteries because i could use that for a pick up line?

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if i was six years old i would hate girls..... in a completely hetero way of course.

This is totally unacceptable. I demand more entries.

Judging soon, though. Twreks, I think you've got it in the bag.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

FTC133: The Great Discovery by ZMannZilla 4-22-08

My god... do you have any idea what this means?! No, what? By applying these principles and formulas, we can achieve not only world peace, but immortality! We have discovered the holy grail of all existence! We can achieve immortality by checking our credit rating? Try reading the parts of this site that AREN'T banner ads, Sara. This is your first time on Myspace, isn't it?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

FTC 133 - GrAmmm0r P@+r0L by Shaneo39 4-23-08

My god... do you have any idea what this means?! No, what? It's a pronoun used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as present, near, just mentioned or pointed out, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis. . . . .your dying alone, you know that right? YOU'RE dying alone.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

A stunning upset!

For appealing to my inner grammar-nazi, Shane wins!

Take it away, homes!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I always was a 4th quarter come back guy in NBA Jam.

 Hurrah, new comp. soon.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made