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Batman created by Bob Kane

Is that first one a chick?

last pic: i don't think i'd call Kane fat. the man is a (legitimate) 6'8" and weighs in at around 320 lbs.

that is not fat. and if you feel it is, please call him that to his face.

i didn't think so.

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Kill Whitey.

That is Takeshi Morishima, a man. He defeated another fat man, Mitsuharu Misawa, to become GHC Heavyweight Champion.

Misawa

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Batman created by Bob Kane

AngryAmerican

I would call him that to his face because he's too fat to catch me when I run away. Pay close attention to Kane's fat gut next time you see him. Those are the most impressive rolls since Pat O'Connor.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

He will blow you out of the ring with his smelly, colossal farts. Fat people are constantly farting.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

It's so that their viewers can better relate.

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Poop.

Update:

Fat Kane has lost his championship to fatter Mark Henry.

Fat Amazing Kong has lost her championships to MsChif and Taylor Wilde.

Fat Adam Pearce has lost his championship to Brent Albright.

Fat Takeshi Morishima has lost his championship to Kensuke Sasaki :).

Fat Joe still has his.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I have noticed the new championship trend: facial hair.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wow. The gayness is overwhelming.

Get a meaningful hobby, douche.

The ironic thing is ANY one of the 'fat champions' you pictured would whup your monkey ass. Even the girls...

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Kill Whitey.

you are saying that a champion wrestler could kick my ass?? that is outrageous!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It is merely speculation.

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Kill Whitey.

I could beat Takeshi Morishima, Samoa Joe, Amazing Kong and Kane because I have a beard and they don't and beards are beating fat at the moment.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Dear God, that's fucked up.

Why would you do something like that?

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Kill Whitey.

My view of champions?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I suddenly want to invest in a chainmail hat.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I can get you one of those.

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Happy Birthday!

the little guy still has underwear on

i dont know why i pointed that out

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