left on my car last week...

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obscenity filter is off

Park there again with a reply note left on your windshield, attached to the note left to you:

"To whom it may concern,

 

Fuck You.

 

Sincerely,

Someone who doesn't care about your problems."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You should probably get a Loading Zone Permit.

Under close inspection I have determined that these strange symbols are trying to convey a message!

I require a large government grant and 12 sexy interns to find the meaning of this parchment

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

How dare you interfere with work !?!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The last time I got a note on my car I responded by tacking this to the guy's fence.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

When people park in my parking spot I wan to slap them.

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Poop.

This problem is easily solved. Next time just hand-write a note that says "Loading Zone Permit" and tape it to your windshield.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

thats what she said.

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obscenity filter is off

LuckyGuess

 

You deserve a blowjob for this letter

RedfeatheR

 

You deserve a blowjob for this letter

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we all deserve a blowjob for that letter

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

 

You deserve a blowjob for this letter

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we all deserve a blowjob for that letter

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i happen to give amazing blowjobs

BigFrank105

 

You deserve a blowjob for this letter

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we all deserve a blowjob for that letter

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i happen to give amazing blowjobs

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Is it possible to be in both lines?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker