i only vaguely remember writing this last night in response to one of the movie-spam-guy's threads.

needless to say i was drinking heavily.

i wonder how long it took me to write in near blakout conditions...

the official pennygreen website:

www.iamafuckinguselessfuckingpieceofshitspammerforcrappymoviesthatnoonewouldeverfuckingcareabout.com

suck cock, get a venereal disease, suffer intensley for a brief period of time, and die.

if I knew where you lived I would break into your house immediately and ram my cock into your left eyesocket and proceed to thrust vigorously while humming the theme from 'Ice Pirates' and talking to your mother lewdly on your cell phone.

then I would do something unholy to your pets, children, household appliances, anything that happened to be laying around.

following that I would soil your curtains and window treatments indiscriminately, not really caring which bodily expellation splashed where, just focusing on DNAing the place where you died. (from skullfucking, remember? of course you don't-your brains had been hummused by my irate pecker by then...)

then I might make myself something to eat, maybe a nice breakfast; eggs, bacon, pancakes and toast. you know, the kind you used to enjoy before my manhood churned your grey matter into buttery looking retinal foam...

anyway, i would dip my toast in your gaping wound, and freeze dry your genitals to show to the mailman.

then I would tell all my friends and anyone else that would listen that your movie sucked, but you gave great eye.

P.S. some guys like grape jelly when they get their salad tossed, some like maple syrup. I've always thought ginger infused chutney gave a nice tingle while providing the tossee with valuable nutrients.

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Kill Whitey.

I did notice that you managed to reply to EACH AND EVERY ONE of those threads before I deleted them and banned the asshole/spambot/whatever.  I presume you only responded because you knew they were going to get nixed?  Because if not, you just failed Ignoring Trolls Is the Only Thing that Makes Them Go Away 101, regardless of the graphic cleverness of your response.

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"Old" is the old new.

Plus:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

judgement isn't one of my strong points when i'm drunk.

or any other time really.

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Kill Whitey.

That's a terrible way to talk about Matt Mallone.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Terrible, but not entirely inaccurate.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

AngryAmericani want to see you start a thread when you're sober. we probably won't even recognize you. you'll be all english accent and talk of snooker

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what if nigger meant kite

He'll probably be wearing a monocle.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

when i'm sober i would NEVER associate with the likes of you people.

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Kill Whitey.

gay

I remember the good ol' days when movie spam cost only a nickel.

After buying your spam, you'd be ushered up front to the "spam section." Then you took out your spam key, opened the can and used your spork (or spam fork as 't'was originally called) to skim off the spam jelly.

Didn't even care about the serial or feature -- long as I had that spam can in my lap.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

umfumdisi

MMMMMM Spam Jelly!!!!

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