You jump I jump, right? by krandall 5-26-08

Jack Dawson? Hello! Has anyone seen Jack Dawson? I'm looking for Jack Dawson. Where is that little bitch anyway? Fuck it. I'm sinking the whole ship.

"Any Titanic references you wanna throw at us while we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity?" - Stewie Griffin

I actually thought that was pretty funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Sometimes you gotta crack a walnut with a sledgehammer.

I'd reply about how cute-funny that was, but I don't really feel up to it right now.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I didn't think it was cute funny, but I did think it was funny.  Not laugh-out-loud funny, but the kind of funny where you read it and think:  "Hmm...that was funny."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

Funny, I thought the same thing.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Don't fuck with Schrödinger by krandall 6-30-08

We found this dead cat in a locked box. Apparently he's been poisoned with hydrocyanic acid. Do you have an explaination for this? Um... He's only dead because you observed him as being dead. If you would have left the box locked, he would have had an equal probability of being alive. Huh? Fine! The little fucker shit on my pillow yesterday.

Hung like a cliché by krandall 5-22-08

So, Li-li, is it true you're dating a gynecologist? I didn't say he was a gynecologist. But you said he performed an episiotomy on you. He did. Ah. I get it now. You gonna, bitch. You gonna.

Well, the score is slowly rising. I guess more and more people are figuring out what an episiotomy is. Apparently it turned out to be one of those "you had to be there" jokes.