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It's not talent!  It' crap!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It's not fried, it's Shake 'n' Bake!  And I hay-ulped!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno.

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I has a flavor!

biped

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It's not herpes, it's a cold sore!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OH MY GOD, that poor horse!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i am a twat

In soviet russia, a twat ams a you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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