Hello everyone! I'm back once again with the ill behaviour and also a new Comic Contest.

Since I almost missed out on this one through an ill-timed trip out of town, I thought absence would be a good theme for the contest. So here's the rules:

Only two different characters may be used in the comic.

They can switch positions or directions if you want, though.

In one of the frames, one of those characters must not appear.

Judging in a week.

I've had a shitty day already and I haven't even gone to work yet.

So here's an old comic that fits in with the theme, and later on when I'm pouring vodka into my gullet like its going out of style, I'll probably make some more (shitty comics)

Behind the Comedy by AngryAmerican 10-03-07

The celebrated SC comedy team of Ting and Ling skyrocketed to fame and fortune in the early 80's, dominating the world stage with their outrageous comedic stylings. I are funny asian girl! As are I! But success came with a heavy price. Wild spending sprees, lavish lesbian orgies, month long drug binges and alcoholism took their toll. Cmon, let's get some shit! I just need something to take the edge off... I can't do this anymore Tragically on May 4th, 1989, in a crack induced psychosis, Ting brutally slays Ling with a boxcutter in an NYC alley in an argument over drugs. 's my rock, bitch.

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 1862 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-10-08

You wanted to talk to me, boss? Yes. Shut up and listen VERY carefully... The new comic contest has started, and you must not appear in the third frame to comply with the rules. Got it, fuckstick? Got it! Great! Maybe, we'll finally win one of these contests... SHIT!!

I'm currently busy playing poker, but had a few minutes between tourneys (read: i'm getting my ass kicked...)

So I found another that falls in the guidelines without having to expend the enormous mental energy of coming up with something new.

Vikings! Where are they now? by AngryAmerican 10-04-07

The story of Olaf and Sven, beloved stars of the hit Stripcreator series 'Vikings!' is a sad commentary on the high price of success. I still can't believe they canceled our show. I can't actually think of anything because I'm dead. Using his enormous earnings and fame from the show, Sven opened a chain of general store/taverns called Sven's Bargain Pillage and Eatery. He died from mead poisoning years later. Olaf was discovered to be a pedophile and was driven from Norway. He settled in Finland and now herds reindeer. And occasionally fondles boys.

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Kill Whitey.

star shrek. i'm drunbk by AngryAmerican 6-11-08

Captain's Log Stardate 4_59-0. Our Vulcan Science Officer makes a suggestion that is logical...........for men trapped together on a ship. If not regularly milked, the prostrate gland can become a Homosexual nightmare, complete with boxer bombs and nail jocks. Scotty, get me the hell outta here. Now. My brother was himself the victim of shemale bomb.... Sadly his nipples turned an earth brown when he was savagely nursed on by a wild rhynthogg on Specula IV.

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 1865 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-11-08

Panel Number One In order to comply with the regulations for CC:391, you must not appear in Panel Number Three. Got it? Panel Number Three. Must not appear. Got it! Panel Number Two Remember... The third panel. You disappear. Poof. No longer to be seen. Just a memory. As if you never existed in the first place. Erased from all the history books. Empty space. Nada. Third panel. Poof. Non-existent. History. Nada. Panel Number Three You're still here... I lost count.

RCLG, that first one pretty damn funny. Like all self-referential and stuff.

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Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

Next Time: Liquid Lunch by crowspeaker 6-12-08

I don't feel so good. My guts are on fire! Maybe you shouldn't have eaten all those tacos.

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Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

Victims of 9/11 part 1 by Creature_From_Beyond 6-12-08

8:45 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1 AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! It's raining death!!! They're everywhere! How did we not see this coming!?!?....... Who am I? I give up. I'm a Pearl Harbor victim. ... Too soon?

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Oxymoronic or not. Make Stripcreator Donation Free!

CC391: Suzanne White's Blind Date by fpd 6-12-08

Hi, Suzy. I'm Paul. Um, gee, that's quite a tan you have. You're my blind date? What? Was it something I said?

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

CC391: The Huffy-Puffy Show by fpd 6-13-08

Howdy, boys and girls! Its Huffy-Puffy time, and here is your pal and mine, HUFFY-PUFFY! Did you miss me, boys and girls? Did you feel like you couldn't huff and puff with me soon enough? Well fret no more. It's HUFFY-PUFFY TIME! We have a fun time planned for you today. We're going to huff and puff and ... ack ... gag ... cough ... I 'm dying! Don't fret none, boys and girls. Marlboro Man is jes takin' a snooze 'cause he finds huffin' n' puffin' so relaxin'.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

CC391: The Monster at the End of the Strip by fpd 6-13-08

There's a monster at the end of this strip. There is? I am so scared of monsters. Do you think he will jump out and eat us? No, no, I don't think he'll do that. I bet he'll tear us limb from limb! I can't take it anymore! I am so out of here! Gee whiz! Grover lasted for a whole book.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

CC 391: Flood for Thought by kaufman 6-15-08

Vice President Cheney reiterated that this is a necessary part of the War on Terror. He added that the United States does not, absolutely, does not regard it as torture. So it appears that there is no end in sight for the waterboarding of Iowa. Reporting from Cedar Rapids, this is Bob Bublulbubbg

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, here are the results.

RandomComicLayoutGuy is disqualified for blatant disregard of the rules. Shame on you!

The winner is Seanator for this one:

Checkmate! by seanator 6-12-08

One fine day... My leige, the kingdom is in ruin. Why are the knights so ineffective? Simple, they can only go in an L shaped pattern. You moron! Why dont you do anything about it? I can only move one square at a time. Gotcha

Congratulations!

kramer_vs_kramer

But it was still funny. hee hee

And  congrats to seanator!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

crowspeaker

Thanks!  Here's my last one I didn't enter time:

RCL no. 1868 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-17-08

So, you understand the rules? Yes. One of us needs to disappear by the third panel. Great! Now, beat it... Why must I be the one to disappear? Hey... Your guy may have won the Democratic nom-ination, but your still a nigger. And, niggers gots to know there place. Know I saying, boy?

kramer_vs_kramer

I have to live by my own self-imposed rules...