Taquito 1 by biped 8-28-08

Officer, I likes to report...ehh... da brutal manrape. You would? Well, who's the victim, sweetie-pie? JOO are!!! MWAAAH-HA- HAAAAAAA!!! TAQUITO, THE SHAPESHIFTING MANRAPE MATADOR!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! OH MY GOD, what a horrible nightmare! Si? What it about... ehh... pookums?

Taquito 2 by biped 8-28-08

Well, it all started when this little girl-- YAAAAAAAAAA!!! HA-HAAAAAA!!! IT NO HURT IF JOO NO STRUGGLE MUCH, SENOR!!! Next day at the station... "Brutally manraped"? (snicker!) Well, ain't you the shits! Ohhh... it not nice for joo to laugh from such stuff, senor... ...and this shocking series of brutal manrapes continues to-- YAAAAAAAAA!!! SURPRISE!!! I NOT REALLY WEATHER GIRL JUDY, SENOR!!!

Taquito 3 by biped 8-28-08

We're...uhh... we're here to seek solace and... err...guidance, Father O'Mallard... Yes, after our... umm...humiliating ordeal...we were hoping you could help us, Padre... Si, I helps you-- --TO DA BRUTAL THREE-WAY MANRAPINGS!!! HA-HAAAAAA!!! I'm afraid you're going to have to turn around and drop your pants, Officer. Well, okay...but if you start turning into a matador, I'll blow your fuckin' dick off.

Taquito 4 by biped 8-28-08

That'll be three- fifty, sir...and, uh, please...please don't turn into a brutally manraping matador. Here's four, keep the change...and same here about...uhh, the brutally manraping matador thing. Nobody trusts each other anymore. Oh, what a crazy world you're growing up in--ehh, Pumpkin? Si, papa! El mundo es muy loco--I mean, jess! World is crazy, ja-ja! I...I only imagined getting brutally manraped just now...didn't I, Edna? Si, si! Joo imagines it! Now benns over and I rubs in da nice, ehh, crims!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The doctor dropped me on my head when I was born. According to witnesses, somewhere between five and ten times.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

this is both a good series and a pretty accurate biography of the Night Stalker

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what if nigger meant kite

Yes, I fully intended for it to be that thing which you just said.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

and it was that thing. it was so that thing, in fact, it was that thing to bursting, nearly infringing on adjacent things and becoming something altogether different

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what if nigger meant kite

good shit, senor

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Kill Whitey.

Thanks--I was hoping you wouldn't hate my comics and, by extension, me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BUMP

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I voted this entire series good, and then it transformed into a matador and raped me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks, your post made me smile for the first time in ten years.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.