in my bellybutton

& i ate it

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asssss

I just found Roger Waters hiding under a desk.  I didn't eat him.

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I has a flavor!

I just found Vern Troyer hiding in my underwear.  So I fed him to Fred Dalton Thompson.  On a saltine cracker.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

faggot

You bitch, I was saving that. 

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

there are some that would say the saltine found you. and when you only see one pair of footprints, that's when it's carrying you

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what if nigger meant kite

Hoo-boy, I've heard of folks carrying saltines, but I ain't never heard of saltines carrying them!  Ha, ha!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Who you callin a cracker, honky?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.