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putting the whee in ennui
---You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker
Eat delicious cookies.
Massengil launched its biggest ad campaign yet.
---Say something cryptic then leave snickering.
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.
"Hey look! It's Robin Williams' career!"
---I has a flavor!
Bob never ended up buying the elephant.
Sure there was lots of room in the trunk but the rear of the animal smelled like it was burning oil or something...
not laughing with you
"I'm still not convinced I like one of the presidential candidates. Let's try putting my head up my own ass. That works for most of the country."
---peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002
That picture was after he got promoted. He started out with rhinos:
(the rest of the series is here, you sick zoologic ****s)
the Animal Liberation Front teaches Richard Gere that payback's a sonuvabich
---what if ****** meant kite
Worst scavenger hunt ever.
herpes laden mug
impacted crap satchel extractor
---obscenity filter is off
Dave thought getting eaten by the rampaging elephant was bad, but then...
---Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.
"When will I ever get my turn?" thought Ahmed the frustrated head-up-the-elephant's-ass-sticker-upper apprentice...
"You have to work up to this," said the man from within the elephant's colon; "if you want to get to this level you must put on the furry gloves and start as an elephant ****orus massager and advance up the ladder."
Chich in bar: So, what do you do?
Guy who smells like elephant ****: I'm in showbusiness.
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space
For many a fetish elephant, hamsters were just way too small.
---I will rate you hard, and unendingly.
"well there's your problem"
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