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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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I'm sure everyone has come across one of those medical horror stories at one time or another. A woman goes home with two sets of boobs. The guy wakes up from a tonsillectomy and instead is missing a limb. The psychic surgeon accidentally removed someone's inner child.

When it comes to medicine and health care the possibilities for screw ups are infinite.

Your job is to find the dark twisted humor hiding in these medical "mistakes" and share it with us.

1.Quacks of all denominations accepted including pseudo-scientific 'new agey' and faith healers of all flavors.

2.Old comics are fine.

3.Series are welcome.

4.No photoshop.

The field for subject matter is wide open so long as some kind of medical malpractice or malfeasance is included.

Judging will take place in about two weeks.

 

 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

10-11-08 7:16pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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The Doctors. by Beeko180
9-17-08
So why did you come to see me sir?
My foot's numb.
So if I stabbed you in the foot with this here needle would you feel anything?
of course I would!

The A.R.B Collection- #82 by Beeko180
9-28-08
Blue Visits Red at the Hospital..........
So doc. Is everything gonna be ok?
Yes.
I mean no.
In all my life I have never seen a doctor so unsure.
I mean yes.

The A.R.B Collection- #83 by Beeko180
9-28-08
Well, your all clear to go kid.
Ok.
Lift off.
I think one of my legs just snapped
Houston we have a problem.
It's popped back into place now.

When you stop talking. by Beeko180
9-11-08
I can't believe you honey. Your like a shrink, when you stop talking you die!
What!!!
So I think we're done here miss.
Ok so here's the money I owe you. Two dollars.
The End By James.
Wow must have been the most He's ever been given. either that or he stopped talking.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

10-11-08 7:30pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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Under the Sea: Episode 76- When Face Lifts Go Wrong by Beeko180
9-25-08
What the hell are you!
I'm umfumdisi.
Well Well well We meet again.
Why whatever do you mean?
No offence Umfumdisi
You've had plastic surgery again haven't you?
No It was a face lift gone wrong.

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10-11-08 8:07pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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A Psychiatrist at Work by Beeko180
10-02-08
Put it right there
Right here?
Yes, Right there.
Now. How did that feel?

The A.R.B Collection- #3 by Beeko180
7-17-08
Anything else doctor?
Yes, You need to get a drip.
The End By James.
What's the occasion?
There IS no occasion I just want to see you scream in utter pain.

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10-11-08 8:10pm (new)
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christopher7murphy
underestimated the power of cheese

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10-15-08 5:56pm (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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Hmmm... It appears my comic competition needs a bailout. Where do I sign up for my multibillion dollar golden parachute?

Well That's Ok Then by Hatrix
11-16-06
Doctor you're being called the worst medical practitioner since Mengele. What do you have to say?
That's not true.
I strive to make sure that all my patients better off.
I just happen to think they're better off dead.

One of my own for fun. [I tried bribing the judge but I'm still not eligible to win... bitch.]

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

10-16-08 2:15pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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bad news by mandingo
8-13-05
i'm afraid i had to amputate your wife's leg
why???
it was the only way i could save her
BUT YOU'RE A DENTIST!!!
no, sir. i'm the janitor

Cigar butts by mandingo
8-13-05
Mr. Smith?
yes
i'm afraid we had to amputate your wife's legs
you must have the wrong Mr. Smith. my wife is in labor
we couldn't save the baby's legs either

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what if nigger meant kite

10-16-08 9:02pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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The A.R.B Collection: #145: The MASH Mini Series by Beeko180
10-17-08
Are you done in there?!!!
I'm sorry.
For what?!
This may take about 3 hours.
Doctor! There is a pile of wounded soldiers out there waiting to be stitched back into priceless cotton barbie dolls! Get out there and do your job!
I'm sorry but I really need to go to the toilet. And Frank's gonna be on that toilet for 3 hours at the max.

The A.R.B Collection: #146: The MASH Mini Series Ends by Beeko180
10-17-08
Ok. Let's see what we have here.
Don't do that.
oop! It appears this guy has larengitis with a bit of a twist!
He's also pregnant.
Stop playing around and get to work doctor!

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10-18-08 2:36pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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Under the Sea: Episode 105 by Beeko180
10-18-08
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were a pencil? I have. And it might go something like this...........
What a boring day............
I haven't got anger problems It's just that, when I don't want to get angry I punch people. When I don't want to cry I make other people cry. And when I don't want to kill I frame it on other people
Yeah......... uhhh.... That wasn't supposed to happen. I wanted something like the beaver thing that the simpsons did in some weird 20 years thing........

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10-18-08 3:28pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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Miracle Surgery by Beeko180
10-18-08
I heard on the radio like 2 days ago that the "staying alive" Song has a certain rythem to it that when it's sung it becomes the perfect breathing pattern to bring people back to life. True story!
Doctor! He's not breathing!
Perform the miracle surgeory!
♫ Uh uh uh uh Stayin' alive Stayin' alive! ♫
♫ yeah uh uh uh uh Stayin' alive uh uh uh uh stayin ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! ♫
Doctor he's breathing again! It's a miracle!
Good. I'm off to lunch.

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10-18-08 10:29pm (new)
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deathtoradio
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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WW 62: Gay Cowboy by deathtoradio
10-20-08
::::toot::::
What the hell was that, doc?
Well, I managed to repair the tear in your brokeback asshole, but somehow turned it into a whistle.
You turned my asshole into a whistle?
It just kind of worked out that way. Try to lay off the beans I think you'll be ok.

10-20-08 3:21am (new)
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Hatrix
All this and neurosis too!

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Well I've kept this thing on life support for as long as I can. I guess it's time to pull the plug and put my poor vegetative cartoon contest out of it's misery.

I'd like to thank everyone who entered.

Beeko180 gets the proliferation award for sheer volume. All your entries are appreciated. My personal fave of yours was the "Psychiatrist" joke. Loved it.

But the ultimate winnerization goes to Mandingo for 'Bad News'

bad news by mandingo
8-13-05
i'm afraid i had to amputate your wife's leg
why???
it was the only way i could save her
BUT YOU'RE A DENTIST!!!
no, sir. i'm the janitor

Congrats! You are the survivor... er I mean the winner of WW#62 and the future creator of WW#63.

Take it away Mandingo!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

10-26-08 8:56am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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thank you. i will think of another contest and post it. it will have WW at the beginning and will be numerically greater than this contest by exactly one. it will also be free range, eco-friendly, and scratch and sniff

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what if nigger meant kite

10-26-08 8:37pm (new)
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