I'm just going to post a bunch of crap here about how I'm dealing with the divorce and possibly *shudder* dating process. I have entitled the entire collection the above "Flailing My Arms Wildly" as that is exactly what it feels like at this point. I'll create a set when I have more than three and I'm not feeling particularly lazy.

So, I guess you'd like a comic now, huh?

Roommate Hunting Would Be Easier With A Gun by attitudechicka 1-14-09

Let's see... desperately seeking roommates. FREE RENT! Hmm, free, eh? ...SHARE HOME... MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL ARRANGEMENT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... EWWWWWW! I touched the ad. I touched the ad! Will the creepiness rub off on me? WAIT, DON'T CLICK THE BACK BUTTON!

Also, please let me say thank you all for understanding my situation right now (and those who don't or simply don't care, thanks for not being jerks). I feel that since several people here have known me for a while, I owe it to you to keep you informed of the major changes in my life (and so you didn't wonder what the hell was going on in my comics).

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Too bad you aren't in my area.  A boarder would help ease our expenses.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Then you could introduce me to hot military types. Now THAT'S a mutually beneficial arrangement.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Head on over to San Diego. I'll bake you some snickerdoodles. =)

HCRoyall

I was thinking the same thing.

Plus, Travis and Read could play together.  :)

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I has a flavor!

Filling Out The Address Book by attitudechicka 1-15-09

Dear aquaintance I have used slash neglected in the past, it has come to my attention that I need to rectify our current friendship. Are you reading from cue cards? It's a lot easier than trying to remember what it was that I actually did to you to make you stop talking to me. Dude, you threw a pitcher of beer on me and caught me on fire with your cigarette after losing in a game of charades. So does that mean you want to hang out Thursday? If Thursday's no good, maybe we can go out Saturday. Sunday's good for me. *Dial tone*

Oh please, like you've never neglected a friendship...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Once Myspace Knows, The Whole World Knows by attitudechicka 1-16-09

Guess it's time to set all my social networking sites to single... You have 3 new messages! Hey, I saw you were single and in my area, how do you like this picture of me on my Harley? Th...There's a motorcycle under there?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

i think it's unnatural for human people beings to be monogamous. my gf doesn't agree. if you can help me bring her around, i've got a space shuttle sleeping bag and a bucket of sin with your name on it

phones are now open

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what if nigger meant kite

What's even funnier is that I implied that the picture of him on his harley took up 3 messages.

At least I giggled.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Therapy by attitudechicka 1-27-09

So how are things going? Uh, okay I guess. My therapist said... Therapist? You're seeing a therapist? Yeah, now I really am as crazy as you all thought. So what is the therapist telling you? Oh, nothing I didn't already know, but now I have someone to blame when it all goes horribly wrong.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's always your parents' fault.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm purposely trying not to comic about my parents because of their generousity. Maybe after I move out again.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I find a mild drinking problem helps.

You know, the kind where you wake up in the morning and down a fifth of vodka to get your day started.

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Kill Whitey.

The Fast Track To Insanity by attitudechicka 2-12-09

So you want to go to That Totally Cool Place sometime, then? You said you were interested in checking it out. Maybe. I have therapy on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and then I've got to do some stuff this weekend, but maybe sometime. Why are you going to therapy so much? Well, I haven't gone in ten years, so I probably have a lot of problems. You are accumulating problems? At an accelerated rate since I started talking to you.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I apologise whole-heartedly for not being aware of your situation. :(

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Dad was flammable

She Didn't Say It, But She Was Thinking It by attitudechicka 2-26-09

In Therapy... ...since we're divorcing... Separated. ...while we're divorcing... Separated. Is there a reason you keep correcting the word "divorcing" with "separated"? I don't think you should settle on divorcing until you've paid me enough to take a four week vacation.

All I can say publicly about this is after I leave therapy, I know less than I thought I knew going in.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Im sure last time I posted here you werent even getting married.

Or I said something exceptionally insulting, which I probably found funny.

Either way, fuck Therapy. If you cant get through lifes problems without paying someone $300 an hour an hour to tell you that everything is someone elses fault, the real world is not for you.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"