FTC 141: Zorg's New Job (Template) by lima 4-22-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform Any questions?

Last three speech bubbles are all yours. Judging after five people enter or one week, whichever comes sooner. Good luck guys.

FTC141: Multitasking by LittleRocker 4-22-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform Any questions? Am I alowd to eat while on the job? ...If you can eat while stripping on a pole, be my guest.

FTC 141: Zorg's New Question, I mean Job... by Beeko180 4-23-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform... Any questions? Yes, when do I get a nightstick?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

FTC 141: BA DUM PSH by Hari_Nezumi 4-24-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform. Any questions? Gleek org makka ung. So I tell him, "Look pal, if you're gonna be coming into a country and stealing jobs away from hard-working citizens, then at least learn the fucking language!" Damn right! Fucking aliens...

Someone had to go there.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Flexxoid Grrflakian- Srggh Tifl "Earth" shle&umlgl "The Job" by ArtemisStrong 4-26-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform. Any questions? By uniform... you mean jumpsuit made of human flesh?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

ftc 141: Zorg's New Job - Blazing by NooniePuuBunny 4-28-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform Any questions? Where the white women at?

FTC 141: Zorg's New Job - Easy Like Pie by NooniePuuBunny 4-28-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform Any questions? What are your exploitable weaknesses? Well, lets see... I'm not very bright, I have a bad right knee, and I like pie, cherry pie, apple pie, blueberry pie, rhubarb... Taking over this planet is gonna be soooo easy.

FTC 141: Zorgs New Job by NooniePuuBunny 4-28-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk monday and we'll get you your uniform Any questions? Do you feel lucky, punk?! Well, do yah?!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Last minute entries in please, judging in 24 hours!

Get bored. Make crappy comic because it's lima. Go sleep. Ug.

Zorg by Aylear 4-28-09

Welcome aboard the Ministry of Defence mister, er, Zorg. Turn up at the security desk Monday and we'll get you your uniform. Any questions? About that Halo application on your computer... So how'd the interview go? Shut up.

Thankyou folks! Now for the results.

Honorable mentions go to Aylear for best comedy timing and NooniePuuBunny for best movie reference, as well as the award for quantity.

In fact, pretty much all the comics were of a good quality, but the award goes to the one which came most from left-field (with the possible exception of ArtemisStrong's effort, which wins second place) and the one which made me chuckle the most.

Congratulations to LittleRocker

Thanks Lima for my first Competition win!!

You won't regret this...

(Hopefully)

How about an honorable mention for fixing your broken first dialogue box? Yeah, I said it!

Have fun with the next FCT, LR.