Get up and boo-gay

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gabe_rite

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boobyling and gay brite

I'll piss in the ocean here. boo_gillingite.

True, true

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm an individual - I vote for Big Spanks.

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Okay, the first Finalists are Gabe & Boorite

Now for the second semi-final: Ladyj & Dexx vs Lara7 & Drexle

Rule 1: The two strips must make up a riddle. The first strip should be the question, and the second strip should be the answer.

Rule 2: There must be a reference to it being someone's birthday.

And anyone who feels like it can send me some rules for the final.

I hate you, milkman kramer.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who was a bit frustrated with this set of rules.

You have Andy and Dr K to blame for them. I'm willing to relax them a bit, if it's that much of an issue.

I thought I just said that the first strip should contain the question and the second should contain the answer. They don't actually have to be them, if you see what I mean.

Okay. My bad. Do what he said.

[Click to view comic: 'Tag Team Cup Round 2.1: Untitled']

[Click to view comic: 'Tag Team Cup Round 2.1( follows 47574)']

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lara, if you came up with that conclusion without collaborating with Drexle, my hat's off to you.

I did, actually. from an email from Drexle, after I posted to the forum:

>It hit me as I was finishing up working on the shower >that Gabe fits the physical description too, but >didn't know if you'd end up doing anything with him.

what can I say, we're on the same SC wavelength. Korn isn't metal!! oh, wait...

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I did, actually.

One of the main reasons I wanted to team up with Lara *aside* from the fact that I think she's really funny is that I had this feeling that she would be really laid back about the whole "colaborating" thing. I think our senses of humor are in tune enough to work well on the fly.

Well they're not...

DexX and I worked on the fly in the last round, but in this one, we collaborated a bit more. DexX will be along shortly to post the final result.

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...and here it is!

This thing mutated more times than that bloke in that serial comic we did...

[Click to view comic: 'The Riddle Of The Spanx - Part One'][Click to view comic: 'The Riddle of the Spanx - Part Two']

...from an original idea by LadyJ, fleshing out my me, brand new idea which completely changed the nature of the strips, and...

Ow. My brain hurts.

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Shit.

Clango's punchline came via LadyJ from a few different maths geniuses, but I thought it was wrong, and "fixed it.

In other words, I fucked it up.

It was supposed to be (rhino)(elephant)cos(theta) - apparently this is the forumla for a "cross product", and obviously the source of the joke. I have never heard of a cross product, and figured it was supposed to mean something about the hypotenuse of a right triangle, with the two animals on the othet two sides.

Now I feel like a moron, and LadyJ's maths friends are going berserk. :(

Hari-kiri time, I think.

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I forgive you. :)

Good thing Dr. Pedantic didn't make it past the Spanx, or you'd be in for it!

I still think you're the bees' knees, DexX.

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I forgive you. :)

Good thing Dr. Pedantic didn't make it past the Spanx, or you'd be in for it!

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I forgive you. :)

Good thing Dr. Pedantic didn't make it past the Spanx, or you'd be in for it!

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I vote for Drexle and Lara. Came by to check up. Looks like you guys are having a lot less fun. Sorry I confused myself and left you guys a little fucked over. Just trying to get everything caught up at the current moment.

Love you guys *blows kisses*

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I vote for Lady DexX, despite Clango's miscalculation.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

ladydexdotnet because of the South Park reference.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.