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And the the final lap begins. And they're- ah screw it


bEeKo18o

I WON'T TAKE ALL THIS GODDAMN TICKLING ANYMORE!!!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Murder Me Elmo" comes with 99 fun accessories.

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"The internet is full of sailor moon hentai, but most of it is... like... consensual or something, I don't even know."

Elmo could no longer live without the familiar touch of Jim Henson's hand in his ass.

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"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put!" - Winston Churchill

Afters years of whirlwind success and jet setting lifestyle, Elmo, facing a massive heroin addiction and looming child molestation charges, takes his own life in the room next to David Carradine.

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I keep meaning to change this thingy.

Miss "Piggy" Scarlett, in the billiard room, with a rope.

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"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put!" - Winston Churchill

David Carradine managed to get really red and furry shortly before his death.

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Once in life you are a boy. Many times in your life you can be a man. But you're always going to do that embarrassing thing you do. You know what I'm talking about.

Desperate to reclaim his throne from Elmo, Kermit discovered it wasn't easy being red, either.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Tickle Me Emo is now out in stores. Do beware. Loneliness may drive toy to suicide.

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Girls naked Link Here: http://web.ukonline.co.uk/suttonelms/POT1.HTML

"My ass can take no more fisting."- Elmo

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Once life begins, the death process starts.

Emo Elmo tops the charts on children's most wanted holiday gift of 2009 - Sponsored by Hot topic.