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by jayo_27
11-01-09
Patch day insanity
So yeah, I've got this all worked out. We storm the Blizzard developement building with ski masks and plastic assult riffles on our lunch break.
Isn't that a bit much over a video game patch, Melvin? I mean, we could could get hurt...or even banned from WOW...
This is not some mere "patch", Chen! We're talking about removing 'pawnability' from Ret Pallies! Do you want to be 'LOLret' or a 'Retnoob' again, 'cause I don't!
Well...that DPS was nice, and it was great to finally be accepted as raid viable. All right I'll do it....
Uh heeyy. Well see it's like this...
Forget something Melvin? Oh like..MEETING ME DURRING LUNCH BREAK?!

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Patch day insanity Part 2...
There I was on my way to the agreed meeting point...When all of the sudden the Lich King himself stepped out of a Toyota Prius!
Yes..because everyone knows the embodiment of death itself is environmentally conscious...
He fought vallantly, but was no match match for me in the end. Though I had won, I was drained of my light-blessed powers and HAD to come back here to rest up.
You went to Sizzler didn't you...
Uh yeah...but I brought you a 'doggie bag'.
God I hate you...

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Nerd Woes: Part 1
I don't get it, Ted. I have a stable job, nice apartment, nice car, and Betty still won't go out with me.
Hmm, go on...
I've even got my Ret Pally's hit rating capped, my strength is astronmical...
mhmm...
I have every mount, achievement, and over 10,000 gold. I just don't get it...
Oh really?...

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Nerd Woes: Part 2
Really?
Okay, so let's break this down. You've got your hit rating capped, lots of strength, achievements, mounts, and gold, right? I think I know what the problem is.
It's the fact that I'm not exalted with Sons Hodir isn't it, because I can easily fix that with some dailies. I've just been putting that off.
Nope, you're just a raging nerd.

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Worgen Fanboys
Well...
How the hell are ya Melvin? Are you as excited about the new races being added in Cataclysm as I am?!
The Worgen are a terrible choice, completely retarded, and screws with the lore. Don't even get me started on Goblins.
Later...
So you got put on storage duty for bashing Worgen too huh?
Yup...

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
After a long weekend of Wow...
I have those BML reports done like you requested, Sir. Oh and Ted's going to be late for today's meeting because...uh hello?
Hello? Did I do something wrong? I know I was on time...hello? Okay this is weird...
Stoneform FTW!

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
V in a nutshell
Hello there, are you aware of why I've pulled you over?
Well, I would imagine it might have to do with my race pretending to be from another planet, tricking you into thinking we're good, with the intent to enslave you all, and turn you into food.
Actually your tail light was out.

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Playing it cool
So, what's this I hear that you're a huntard, Sanderson? I mean really, trying to melee DPS in Ulduar?
Hey, a ranger of Fel wood has to think on the fly! We're battled hardened from fighting the vile Burning Legion!
We adapt and change our fighting style to any given situation! For Darnassus! For Shando Stormrage!
You forgot to buy arrows again didn't you.
Yep...

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Secret Santa
Looking a bit under the weather there, Chen. Say, did you get that RoboCop replica I got you?
Funny you should mention that...
Does it work alright?
Oh yeah, it works alright... I forgot to put some quarters in the parking meter and the next thing I know, I've got bullets wizzing by my head!
Oh great, it works. Go slap a band-aid on that hole in your chest, you're bleeding on the new carpet. We've also got a staff meeting soon, so see ya in five.

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Deep in the bowels of the underworld...
So this is Dell's latest XPS gaming series computer huh...It's a bit bulky.
Well it's new interactive features more than make up for it. Go on in and try it out...Just put on the shackles, gag ball, and latex suit.
This is a bondage chamber isn't it, Gilroy? There's clearly web cams installed in there too.
Uh, no?... Well okay you caught me. Alright I'll make it up to you by filling your mouth with my creamy sauce.
Huh, guess he doesn't like Fettucini Alfredo.

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Inside Melvin's nerd lair...
Oh nice computer there, Melvin. Is it new?
Yeah it is. It's got the latest CPU, Motherboard, GPU, and 24 gigs of ram. She blazes through Wow on full graphics settings with no lag.
Oh wow, that's great! What brand is it?
It's the new Dell XPS gaming series. Sweet huh?
Chen? What's his deal? Well, I may as well test out this interactive equipment that Gilroy gave me.

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Dieting + MMOs = Seeking an organ donor
So I'm on this new diet where I drink nothing but mage water. Yeah I've lost 25 pounds in 2 days.
Mage water, like in Wow?
Yeah it's working great!
You know that's just fantasy, and not real right, Melvin? You could have some serious organ failure if you deprive yourself of REAL water.
Sorry, could you repeate that? I was a little distracted by my kidneys failing.
*sigh*

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Guild pride is serious business...
Chen, get this. I tracked down that rat bastard that was talking shit about our guild over trade chat.
You did? What happened, did he apologize?
No he didn't. He laughed at me, so it was on like donkey kong!
Whoa, you fought him?!
Hell yes I fought him! I yelled right before I spin kicked him out of his Wheelchair down a flight of stairs, "Yo, little bitch 9 year olds best know their place!" Then yelled out our guild name.
Note to self: Seek new guild and change of address...

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Hey Don...what's up? What the...where the hell are your pants?!
Oh those things? Yeah me and the guys cleared Heroic 25 man Ulduar yesterday, and things got a bit crazy with the celebrations if you follow, hahaha.
I see...
Yeah we had a wild night with strippers and midgets, man. I woke up here, haha! That's what you get for turning us down. Glad I called out! What were you doing that was sooo important anyway?
Don't celebrate too early and lose sight of the prize...
Well, I was being promoted to your position. By the way, your stuff is in that box... and you have 10 minutes to leave before securty throws your ass out.
...

 

by jayo_27
11-01-09
Hello Chuck, this is God. Thou hast forsaken me!
Oh right, "God". Real funny Melvin. If you were really god, you'd smite me with machine gun weilding Kangaroo or something, hahaha.
AND SO IT SHALL BE!

 

by jayo_27
11-02-09
If you could have any racial ability from Wow, what would it be and why?
Hmm, good one. I've never really thought about that.
I think I'd go for the new Worgen run speed increase racial ability. With my speed increased by 70%, I'd enter in the Olympics or something, haha.
Haha, that's a good choice. Sure wish I had that last weekend when you nearly caught me banging your wife! I barely got out the bathroom window in time, haha!
Wait what?...
Huh?... *cough*

 

by jayo_27
11-03-09
Even the most honorable can give in...
Hey Chen, what do you think of my Chinese gold farmer costume?
You're not actually wearing that to tonight's costume office party are you, Melvin? That's racist.
No it isn't, it's the truth. The gold farmers are Chinese. If they were light saber weilding cyborg chickens, I'd wear that.
You just don't get it. It's insulting to the years of turmoil and social strife my people have gone through to be accepted in a multicultural society. I won't stand by and allow you to reverse that!
Herro, you bai cheap wow golds? Only $10.00 USD for 500 gold, and $20.00 USD for 1,000 golds.
Do you accept Paypal?

 

by jayo_27
11-03-09
What's with the excessive hand sanitizer use, Melvin?
Well, it's flu season, and that H1N1 is a real killer, so I'm taking precautions.
Oh you mean the flu that's completely overhyped and less deadly than seasonal influenza?
That'd be the one.
The one that's being said is deadly by those who have invested money in pharmaceutical corporatations, who stand to make billions of dollars through sensationalist propaganda?
Yeah, great they're looking out for us, huh?

 

by jayo_27
11-03-09
Glad you had some time come in and chat, Ted. I know you're busy with this week's deadline.
Sure, Chuck. So what's this about?
You ever wonder what else you could be doing with your life? You know, it all seems to go by in such a flash...
Great, you talked to Sanderson didn't you... I meant to shoot that snot rocket into the trash bin. It just happened to land in your coffee.
Actually I'm dying of Leukemia, and was going to promote you to my position...
*Cough*

 

by jayo_27
11-04-09
Oh those misty-eyed family moments...
I had a blast last night playing twister with my grandmother !
Didn't she just literally have hip surgery the day before?
That's besides the point, Sanderson! She beat me, and horrifically might I add.
That's pretty dangerous! Her damn legs could pop out of her hip, or even worse!
Quit being such a worry-wart, you big baby. Besides...I duct taped her legs back on when we were done.
!

 

by jayo_27
11-04-09
Giz goo goo!
Uh, okay? Is that Swahili or something? If it is, you're about to get your bigot ass sliced up with a letter opener.
Gababa Zoo doo!
Okay mother fucker, I'm warning you!
Hey Ben, what's happening? Oh by the way, have you seen Ted lately? Seems he had a stroke at lunch and wandered off before he could get medical treatment.
Uh nope...haven't seen him...

 

by jayo_27
11-04-09
Zombies, who'd have thought it? I always thought it was a Hollywood thing. I guess we're living in the end of days after all.
Well actually they aren't zombies...They're actually Green Peace protesters I sprayed with port-o-potty fluids, while shouting your name. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You what?! Gilroy, they're going to fricken kill me now!
Awe, come on, Chen. It's not that bad really.
You sprayed people with Diarrhea water from a portable public toilet, then shouted my name! How could it not be THAT BAD?!
Well, I still have some tic tacs. Want one?

 

by jayo_27
11-04-09
Internet personas are the things dreams are made of...
So get this. I created an account on a free comic strip creation site/forum. Instead of making comics, I go around trying to start drama. I'm the edgy standoffish, but fun loving guy.
To be honest, that's a bit creepy, Melvin. You sound like you forgot to take your lithium.
Yeah, I bitch and moan when I don't get the themes to comics even when it's explained, BUT THEN I show interest. That's such a cool twist huh?
Did you not hear me?
I compensate for my lack of creativity with character, RAW character!
Yeah...I'm going to go get your lithium now...

 

by jayo_27
11-06-09
HARK! Thy time hath come!
Oh hi there, you must be the new intern Jackie mentioned. I'm the President and owner, Ted. So tell me what are your skill sets and desired areas of operations? Sorry didn't get your name.
Gabriel, my name is Gabriel. I hath come to tear thy heathens asunder, for the final trumpet hath sound.
Tearing heathens asunder, final trumpet, yes go on...
Soon my fire and brimstone will bathe this world in eternal pain and suffering, followed by a cleansing deluge like in ages past.
Okay then, tearing heathens asunder, final trumpets, fire, brimstone, eternal pain and suffering...We'll set you up with a cubicle across from Sanderson in Human Resources, welcome aboard.

 

by jayo_27
11-06-09
What's up Dave, how did your police officer exam go?
Well it was going along great until...until the terroist showed up.
Whoa! A terrorist attack at a place like that?! What happened, what did you do?!
I did the only thing a man of this fine country and aspiring future officer would do...I pepper sprayed, tazed, and unloaded an entire clip on that bastard.
Isn't that a bit excessive, even for that situation?
That's what they said...But I swear those boxes of girl scout cookies looked like explosives!

 

by jayo_27
11-06-09
Oh wow, Heaven! I must have done something brave and noble before I died to get in here! Woohoo!
Well...not exactly. You died while masturbating excessively to Japanese shit porn. I'm afriad you can't stay.
Wait, what? How did I get in here then?!
Tough break kid. Sorry it didn't work out. By the way... can I borrow that video before you go?
What?...

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