Think of this as a VH1 special. Take any has been, dead, or fallen from grace celebrity and show me where they are now.

What do they do for a living? How do they get by? How do they cope with being out of the limelight?

Rules:

1) No more than 5 entries please

2) Old comics are fine as long as they're accompanied by something new

Keepin it simple folks, have some fun with this one.

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'VH1's Behind the Theme Song: Soundwave']

[Click to view comic: 'Where Are They (Garaged) Now?']

So the first is technically Behind the Music, but it's all the same thing.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Where's the Penis Now?']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2026']

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The joke is possibly outdated and not mine but it's still funny

[Click to view comic: 'CC 431: Where Is She Now?']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'VH1's Where are they now: Bunnerabb']

crabby

/me slathers bunner's chest in olive oil

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I was torn between Biped and HCRoyall on this one, but I'm giving it to HCRoyall because he followed up an older comic seamlessly with a new one.

Take it away HC!

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Kill Whitey.

They sure don't make these comic competitions like they used to. Judging after only 8 entries. I was getting around to entering after I enjoyed the early bird buffet.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I didn't feel like fucking around with it anymore.

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Kill Whitey.

Darn, I was going to follow up an older comic seamlessly with my new one, but the UPS guy came to the door and it was my sea monkeys.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sea Monkeys ALWAYS take precedence. Seamlessly.

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Kill Whitey.