Or the most fun online at the moment...

Furious George and the Cross-country Crime Spree. How many horrible (and funny) crimes can you make your monkey commit?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

quote:

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Or the most fun online at the moment...

Furious George and the Cross-country Crime Spree. How many horrible (and funny) crimes can you make your monkey commit?

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I played that game at every free moment I had for like 3 days straight when I first saw it a couple of years ago. I was thinking about getting one of the t-shirts, but I own far too many t-shirts that say stuff that's not appropriate for work, these days.

For example:
"Sleeps well with others"
"Fuck the customer"
"Fuck censorship"
"Body piercing saved my life" (picture of hands with stagmata)

...and many others.

I'm also sick of explaining the concept of newsgroups to people when they ask about my rec.arts.bodyart t-shirts.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I, of course, meant stigmata.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I, of course, meant stigmata.

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I thought you meant a men-with-no-dates-and-bleeding-hands-but-not-from-beating-off-to-much kind of party.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Chicks with belly button rings look like a Fisher-Price pull toy to me.

Let the bashing begin.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The belly button ring is so played out.

My grandma was gonna get one and shes 62.

Anyone wh runs out to get a belly button ring now is just a CHUMP ROCKET!!!!!!!

I expect to pull on it and hear "THE COW SAYS: "MOO,"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

i have friends with about 30 piercings each.

Any time they step out of line , i threaten to use them as a curtain rail.

Works for me.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I want to get a shirt that has a bleeding nipple on it, and a gleaming ring of brass in a pool of blood with white letters stating "Pulls Nipple Rings".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.