Well, that was a quick. I thought n thought n thought n tought n thought n thought n thought n tought n thought n thought n thought n tought n thought n thought n thought n tought n thought n thought n thought n tought n thought n thought n thought n tought n thought n thought n thought n tought.

My girl's dad just recently passed away and she could use some cheering up. Note that she has the same sense of humor that I do (ie - she loves jokes that are extremely un-PC.)

So this RCD will be on raunchy, tasteless comics.  Abortion jokes, dead baby jokes, religious jokes, dead relative jokes, etc etc. Anything and everything that is just utterly and completely WRONG.

So no photoshop, no old comics, and keep it tasteless.

P.S. - If you're wondering if dead dad comics are too over the line, they're not. She's been making them a lot. So there are no boundaries where "just plain wrong" comes in.

(one more thing: I'm extremely tired right now, so I may have missed something up above. If so, I apologize and will tend to anything missed when I'm more awake -- or when someone points it out to me)

Let the malarky begin!!

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Oh and the judging will happen in about two weeks.

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Just some examples to get the juices flowing:

Fetus Pot Pie by AtheistDiary 4-20-03

Can I help you? I\'m looking for a recipe for fetus pot pie. This is one of those moments where I should mind my own fucking business, isn\'t it? Indeed.

The Dislexic Barbarian Bunnyman! by brycekain 2-14-10

PILLAGE THE WOMEN! RAPE THE HORSES! AND RIDE OFF ON THE HOUSES! I distinctly remember being funnier than this. Try coming up with a joke that hasn't been beaten to death like a pregnant mule. Like what? Dead fetus jokes? Fuck you're useless. I gotta go knock up some soccer moms at a Starbucks.

R.I.P, Dad (Revisited) by brycekain 2-17-10

Hey, Dad. It's been 6 years since you passed away. We all miss you here. I hope everything is ok for you in the afterlife. Me? I'm doing ok. I've been working as a manager at.... Dammit, would you shut the fuck up! I'm tryin' to bang Marilyn Monroe down here!

 

Judging will be May 1st.

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RCD 33: My Two Dead Dads by umfumdisi 4-13-10

How many of my dead Dads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Beats me. Two. One to screw in the light bulb ... and the other to spread open my vagina.

Wrong enough for ya?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

You need to give us a phrase or something that needs to be included in every comic! For example, every comic should include the phrase "cunt-sandwiches" or "rectal thermometry"

Oops, my bad. Ok, I'll make one that won't eliminate umfumdisi's comic. All entries must have the phrase "my vagina" in it.

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I have no idea if this is tasteless, but I do know that it is tasteless spelling.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Finkelman does it on purpose-

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Little black boxes? Or did the comics get deleted?

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I will be judging 2 weeks from today. Please get your entries in asap.

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brycekain

I deleted my entries, I wasn't very happy with them. 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I got very lucky!!

LOL I love it. Keep 'em coming, guys.

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RCD 33 by lukket 4-18-10

Hi. I heard your father died. Yeah, and I was the one who found him. I was so embarrassed when the ambulance arrived. Where did you find him, anyway? In my vagina.

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RCD 33: Tragic Accident by Lord_Vodek 4-18-10

Luke! I am your father. My name isn't Luke. And I'm not a clown. And finally my father died in a tragic cardiac accident Too much sexting? Too much sexting

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I'll be judging next Saturday. Please get some more comics in and make my job difficult.

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RCD 33: My Vagina by Lord_Vodek 4-25-10

I'm Becky Sue reporting from the blacked out ER. How's my father doctor? The lights went out while I was cutting open his heart he's dead Really? I had a great life insurance policy on him. Want to fuck? Ummm...Sure? This is Becky Sue and my next report will be coming from My Vagina

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Last minute entries: Get 'em in now!

 Judging will begin in 10 hours!

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Judging will begin in an hour and 45 minutes.

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Well, my friends. Some fine fine comics indeed. Not as many as I'd hoped, but alas, beggars can't be hermaphrodites (or something like that.)

Anywho, my woman (gawd bless her) has decided that Lukket made her laugh her crotch off the most. Hallalujiah!

Runner up would be Lord_Vodek with the last entry.

So thank you everyone for entering. Lukket. It's all up to you. Make your mother's glory hole proud! 

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