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ZMannZilla
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature
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I'm currently working on a non-linear generic "sitcom" style idea for a strip. It's basically going to be a dumping ground for all the ideas I have that don't fit in with my "story" series stuff. Basic premise is... well, this first strip kind of explains that:
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" Translation: "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
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Thousands of years have passed since R'lyeh sank below the Pacific Ocean, with slumbering Cthulhu inside. Yet none dare to speculate what the most feared of Old Ones dreams about...
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| HEY! LOU! Guessed who scored us some clubhouse passes to the PGA Tour Finals! | |
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| Shoggoth, you are my MAIN man! Drinks are on me! | |
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Basically, "Lou" and his pals act out the sort of jokes I'd tell if I had my own daily strip in newspapers - lots of golf jokes, whimsical anachronisms and gags about work, that sort of thing. It's probably not going to be as disgusting as my "To Serve Robot Kind" series, but again, that's kind of the point. Anyways, here's a few that I've just done, any feedback would be appreciated.
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| Hey Shoggoth, you're home from work early. | |
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| Security escorted me out again for kicking a vending machine. | |
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| Dude, you were warned about that once. | |
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| Yeah, I know Lou, but seriously, all I wanted was what I paid for. The damn snack bag got stuck on the spiral again and I thought I could knock it off before I got caught. | |
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| I usually just buy a second snack. | |
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| Yeah, well, screw that. If I'm paying a dollar seventy for 1.5 ounces of Corn Nuts, I better be at a baseball game. | |
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Zero wind and about 100 yards to the pin...
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| It's just a straight shot over an open fairway, but uphill... Hmm, maybe a five or six iron? | |
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| NODENS WAGERS $20 THAT YE COULDN'T GET IT OVER THE LAKE WITH A THREE WOOD! HAVE YE THE TESTICLES TO ACCEPT NODENS' CHALLENGE? | |
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| That would be stupid, Nodens! The ball would zip right across the green into that giant patch of rough! Golf isn't all macho power-hitting, you know. | |
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| NODENS GROWS IMPATIENT WITH THY STALLING!!! THE GAUNTLET HATH BEEN CAST!!! CEASE THE WEEPING OF THY VAGINA!!! | |
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| You leave your disurbing and numerous theories about my genitals out of this! | |
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| Hey Lou, add me as a Facebook friend! | |
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| I only have one book with a face on it, Nyarlathotep, and you're already in it. Necronomicon ring a bell? | |
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| No, you humorously anachronistic foil! Facebook is an internet site that helps you connect with your friends and play games! | |
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| You live next door, and you don't even knock when you come in! Plus, we just played golf together yesterday! Why would we need to be MORE connected? | |
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| I'd explain, but at this point I doubt you'd understand. See, I just needed one more neighbor in my FarmVille game and- | |
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| Oh, FARMVILLE! Yeah, I'll totally add you! | |
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--- "He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."
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