Ever have one of your friends say something so unmanly that you wish you could kick him out of the man-club? An example would be going to see Sex in the City(or as I call it, 'Sex in the Shitty') by yourself, because you wanted to, and then admitting it to all your friends. Man-card revoked.

Your mission, should you accept it, is to play out a similar scenario that makes you want to revoke your friends man-card.

Rules: You can't change the dialogue for the character on the right in the center panel. Other than that, have fun.

I'll judge it whenever there are enough entries.

CTC #7: Template by deathtoradio 7-09-10

That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out.

green, one-eyed willie by JoeReichenbock 7-12-10

...so it's been like a whole week since i last butt fucked deathtoradio and shot my big load in his ass, but then this morning, my dick turned green and fell off! That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out.

---
death to deathtoradio

It took a week for that shit to fall off? My VD must be losing it's touch.

Revoked! by Lord_Vodek 7-15-10

Have you seen the latest Victoria's Secrets catalogue? You still jack off to that kiddy porn? No. I order from it why? That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out. You Bitch.

---
Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Judgement day nears. I'll judge this puppy at the months end.

A Meeting of the Minds by brycekain 7-22-10

Fuck-sake man, you're amateur. You're un-fucking-believable. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP FOR A SECOND! You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't fucking cut it when you're bullshitting and fucking around like this on set. Seriously man, you and me, we're fucking done professionally. That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out. Well played, Mr. Gibson. And how's that restraining order treating you? Fuck you, sugar tits.

---
...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

CTC7: Don't Deport Me, Bro! by ZMannZilla 7-24-10

No, I'm not chugging that bottle of Smirnoff Ice before my shift at Midas Muffler. It's stupid, and you're stupid for even suggesting it. You got to, bro. You've been Iced, so you got to drink. It's a Man Law. I'm going to have to challenge the validity of that. I would never support a Brovernment that would take kickbacks from Smirnoff. That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out. Why the bouncer? He's a Brotary Public.

---
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Groovy! - The Card Man by edoggydog 7-26-10

... and then my wife told me to clean out the cat box! Can you believe that shit? Well, I told her to go fuck herself... Good for you! ...in my mind. Then, proceeded to clean out the cat box. Like she told me to. Or, else I'd get my ass kicked. That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out. MAN CARDS! GET YOUR MAN CARDS!! Groovy!

And the winner is.....Zmannzilla for setting up the worlds first broverment:

CTC7: Don't Deport Me, Bro! by ZMannZilla 7-24-10

No, I'm not chugging that bottle of Smirnoff Ice before my shift at Midas Muffler. It's stupid, and you're stupid for even suggesting it. You got to, bro. You've been Iced, so you got to drink. It's a Man Law. I'm going to have to challenge the validity of that. I would never support a Brovernment that would take kickbacks from Smirnoff. That's it. Your man-card has been revoked. You can hand in your penis to the bouncer on your way out. Why the bouncer? He's a Brotary Public.

Take it away Zmann

♫~SWEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET VICTORY!~♫

New contest to be posted shortly. 

---
"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."