CC 461 - We didn't start the fire by lukket 9-26-10

Honourable jury. Arson is a serious crime and I urge you to consider the overwhelming technical evidence. The defendants try to confuse you with their talk about vietnam and watergate. But remember that Mr. Jenning's house wasn't burning before the defendants set it ablaze!

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CC 461: "Dead Man's Party" by bigworm 9-26-10

Live it up BITCH!!! OMG!!! The doorman's killin' 'em left and right! I told you already punk!!! Leave your body and soul at the door!" Owwww! Motherfucker!!! Sorry dude!!! I didn't recognize you in the dark! Here... have a couple of free tickets to the 'Born Again Bash' on Easter Day. Free tickets?!! I'm hostin' that party man! Get me a wine cooler and some smokes, and we'll call it even.

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bigworm

CC 461: "Dead Man's Party" by bigworm 9-26-10

Live it up BITCH!!! OMG!!! The doorman's killin' 'em left and right! I told you already punk!!! Leave your body and soul at the door!" Owwww! Motherfucker!!! Sorry dude!!! I didn't recognize you in the dark! Here... have a couple of free tickets to the 'Born Again Bash' on Easter Day. Free tickets?!! I'm hostin' that party man! Get me a wine cooler and some smokes, and we'll call it even.

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bigworm

CC 461: "Dead Man's Party" #2 by bigworm 9-27-10

Yes, I'd like 1 adult ticket for the 'Dead Man's Party' please. I'm sorry sir, but you have to be dead to get in. C'mon... cut me a little slack! Can't you see who I am? Look... aaarrrggggghhhh!!! There, now I'm dead... see? SECURITY TO THE FRONT!!! Oh! Please excuse me sir, my bad... I thought this was a 'costume ball'!

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bigworm

CC 461: "Shining Star" by bigworm 9-27-10

Son... do you see that really bright shining star up there near the Big Dipper? Yeh, I see it? Well I've picked that to be my home after I die. That will be my domain and reward for having lived the life of a righteous Mormon man. But dad... that's a 'star', not a 'planet'! We're rewarded with 'planets'... not 'stars'! I'm gonna' remodel it!

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bigworm

CC 461: "Urgent" by bigworm 9-27-10

1981 Baby... quick!!! I need you to do me a favor right away! It's very important that you don't stall or ask any questions! I just need you to trust me and do what I tell you to do!!! This is 'URGENT'!!! Oh God!!! Is this your latest attempt to get me to suck your dick? Please baby! I ain't had a spiritual experience since I slipped Phreaky a 'roofie' and banged her on the beach in front of all those kids! I'll tell you what... I'll suck your fuckin' dick when they... uh... ummm...when they... uhhh... when they tear down the 'Berlin Wall'! How 'bout that? 1989 "Today's top story- the 'Berlin Wall' is coming down!" That's right baby, now suck it!!! Ooohh yeh... that's it baby... just like that... oh yeh...

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CC 461: "Stop The Cavalry" by bigworm 9-27-10

Good God soldier... how long have you been trapped in this woman's cunt? Close to 3 months sir! It's a living hell! There are others in here too... trapped in the folds... overcome by giant colonies of stinking yeast! The Cavalry has been summoned soldier. They'll bring the others out. Jump on my horse before it grows weak, and I'll ride you out of here. With all due respect sir, I can't leave. Explain yourself soldier!!! You've just refused a direct order! Sir! Yessir! She told me as soon as she can pull me out, she's gonna' stick me up her ass!!!

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CC 461: "Dead Man's Party" by bigworm 9-26-10

Live it up BITCH!!! OMG!!! The doorman's killin' 'em left and right! I told you already punk!!! Leave your body and soul at the door!" Owwww! Motherfucker!!! Sorry dude!!! I didn't recognize you in the dark! Here... have a couple of free tickets to the 'Born Again Bash' on Easter Day. Free tickets?!! I'm hostin' that party man! Get me a wine cooler and some smokes, and we'll call it even.

sorry, this one got entered twice by mistake.

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CC 461: "Stop The Cavalry" #2 by bigworm 9-28-10

I can't believe this woman!!! Sticking toy soldiers up her cunt. This woman is an abominable bitch! You don't know the half-of-it sir. There are things in here that I can't explain, but if you'll hide with me and sing a certain song, something unbelievable will happen!!! Sir... shhhh, follow my lead... "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way." Now we'll just wait a moment... "...jingle all the way." OMG soldier!!! Is that what I think it is?!!

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bigworm

CC 461: "Stop The Cavalry" #3 by bigworm 9-28-10

As hard as it is to believe that this woman has an 'appearing-on-cue Snowman' up her cunt, I think it's safe to say that it has led us to the discovery of...   ?   Don't you think one follows the other?! Just because I'm cold doesn't mean I'm frigid!

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bigworm

CC 461: "Flesh For Fantasy" #2

Why have you come to this place? I was wondering if I could borrow your arm, to stick up my ass, and think it was a big fat cock!

by bigworm, 9-28-10

I'll try and make this one my last entry.

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bigworm

Will judge in about 60 hours.

Thanks for all the entries. 

Special mention goes to bigworm for sheer quantity. He also proved to be a wise man when he changed his profile. 

The winner is:

100Faces for "Is There Something I Should Know?" Made me laugh.

Hey! That wasn't 60 hours. that's completely unfair! I demand a second chance, I ... ah wait! I've won!!!! Erm well, good decision to end the competition then, Doc! Thank you! Here's  another entry anyway. Next competition will start in a few days!

CC 461: A Little Piece of Heaven by 100Faces 10-01-10

What do you want? A little piece of heaven. Well, don't we all? And what makes you think you could get it here? Well, you're a second hand record shop, ain'tcha? Have a look at the reduced 7" singles boxes in the basement then. Thank you. I suppose they're not in alphabetical order, are they??