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Maternal Clock by ObiJo 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. I told her to hit snooze.

Maternal Clock by ObiJo 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Anyone know where I can rent me a shovel?

Maternal Clock by ObiJo 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. That's when my clocked switched over to gay night-cravings time.

Maternal Clock by ObiJo 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. And I thought that was just her bad eye.

Maternal Clock by ObiJo 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. I told her she wasn't ready for motherhood. Now I'm grounded.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Maternal Clock by israphael 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. And all this time I thought it was stuck flashing 12:00.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Maternal Clock by DexX 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. I told her she has put on a stack of weight lately, and that even though she wears way too much makeup, she doesn't wear enough. Don't know why she got so angry - I was only winding her up.

Maternal Clock by DexX 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Here's me thinking all those biloogical clocks are digital.

A terrible pun followed by a typo. Grrr...

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Maternal Clock by descolada99 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. And me with no wang....

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Fucks Maternal Clock by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-19-01

Dear Fuck MY GYRLFREHND TOLD ME HERH BOLIOGLICAL CLOCK WAS TICKING Please Fuck Off SO I RAYPED TEH BITCH!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Maternal Clock by KajunFirefly 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Naturally I didn't listen!

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Dad was flammable

Maternal Clock by KajunFirefly 11-19-01

...my maternal clock is ticking! really? well, maybe Santa will have something special for you this Christmas! I'm glad your not as immature about this as you were last time! no way honey, I'm the greatest! wait a minute! maternal what?

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Dad was flammable

I'll help her for you by Spankling 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. I told her we weren't normal enough to breed. That only decent, god-fearing people should be allowed to have children.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Maternal clock by boorite 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. And here I thought she was menopausal.

Maternal clock by boorite 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. So I told her my Blowjobometer was running.

Maternal clock by boorite 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Was it wrong to put birth control pills in her Ovaltine?

Maternal clock by boorite 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. So I said, sure, let's pop out a few mucus-spewing fleshloaves. Anything to put more people on the planet. Breeder bitch.

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What others say about boorite!

I'm having Chicka's baby! by Spankling 11-19-01

My boyfriend says his maternal cock it throbbing. I told him if he tried anything without protection I'd make sure he was the one that wound up swollen and in pain. Ready, darling!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Maternal Clock by KajunFirefly 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. so I pretended I was seeing that hot blonde from accounting, now she'll do anything just to stop me leaving her! bitch!

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Dad was flammable

Maternal Clock by israphael 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. I should have all my shit packed and outta here before she returns home from work.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Variations on a theme: Maternal clock by lara7 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Then she chased David Crosby around the room with a turkey baster.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Maternal Clock by KajunFirefly 11-19-01

GIRLFRIEND TELL TOBOR INFANT DISTRIBUTION PROGRAM ACTIVATED!!! TOBOR NEED TO STOP ACTING LIKE JERK AND GET PROPER JOB NOW!

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Dad was flammable

Computer Dominance. Part 30. Maternal Clock. by Wilgo 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Blasted humans.

Problem Solved by Spankling 11-19-01

My maternal clock is ticking. Have you tried a slower clock speed? What time zone are you set for? I know of a Y2K specialist that might be able to help.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Maternal Clock by descolada99 11-19-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Ooops. Guess it was just that bomb in her purse.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Maternal Physics by ObiJo 11-20-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Ha, ha! It's a horse, Joe.

Maternal Clock by ObiJo 11-20-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. Looks like we'll soon have another 100,000 mouths to feed.

Maternal Cluck by ObiJo 11-20-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.

Maternal Clock by ObiJo 11-20-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. I told her that's not what I do.

Maternal Clock by ObiJo 11-20-01

My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking. I bought a shirt.