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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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This was pretty fun. Feel free to add some to it if you want.

Maternal Clock by ObiJo
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I told her to hit snooze.
Maternal Clock by ObiJo
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Anyone know where I can rent me a shovel?
Maternal Clock by ObiJo
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
That's when my clocked switched over to gay night-cravings time.
Maternal Clock by ObiJo
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
And I thought that was just her bad eye.
Maternal Clock by ObiJo
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I told her she wasn't ready for motherhood.
Now I'm grounded.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-19-01 1:04am (new)
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israphael
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Maternal Clock by israphael
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
And all this time I thought it was stuck flashing 12:00.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

11-19-01 1:38am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Maternal Clock by DexX
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I told her she has put on a stack of weight lately, and that even though she wears way too much makeup, she doesn't wear enough.
Don't know why she got so angry - I was only winding her up.
Maternal Clock by DexX
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Here's me thinking all those biloogical clocks are digital.
A terrible pun followed by a typo. Grrr...

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11-19-01 5:45am (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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Maternal Clock by descolada99
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
And me with no wang....

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

11-19-01 7:23am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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Fucks Maternal Clock by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
11-19-01
Dear Fuck
MY GYRLFREHND TOLD ME HERH BOLIOGLICAL CLOCK WAS TICKING
Please
Fuck Off
SO I RAYPED TEH BITCH!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

11-19-01 7:42am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Maternal Clock by KajunFirefly
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Naturally I didn't listen!

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Dad was flammable

11-19-01 11:03am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Maternal Clock by KajunFirefly
11-19-01
...my maternal clock is ticking!
really? well, maybe Santa will have something special for you this Christmas!
I'm glad your not as immature about this as you were last time!
no way honey, I'm the greatest!
wait a minute! maternal what?

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Dad was flammable

11-19-01 11:17am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I'll help her for you by Spankling
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I told her we weren't normal enough to breed. That only decent, god-fearing people should be allowed to have children.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-19-01 11:21am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Maternal clock by boorite
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
And here I thought she was menopausal.

Maternal clock by boorite
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
So I told her my Blowjobometer was running.

Maternal clock by boorite
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Was it wrong to put birth control pills in her Ovaltine?

Maternal clock by boorite
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
So I said, sure, let's pop out a few mucus-spewing fleshloaves. Anything to put more people on the planet.
Breeder bitch.

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What others say about boorite!

11-19-01 11:25am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I'm having Chicka's baby! by Spankling
11-19-01
My boyfriend says his maternal cock it throbbing.
I told him if he tried anything without protection I'd make sure he was the one that wound up swollen and in pain.
Ready, darling!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-19-01 11:27am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Maternal Clock by KajunFirefly
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
so I pretended I was seeing that hot blonde from accounting, now she'll do anything just to stop me leaving her!
bitch!

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Dad was flammable

11-19-01 12:02pm (new)
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israphael
Stripcreator Veteran

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Maternal Clock by israphael
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I should have all my shit packed and outta here before she returns home from work.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

11-19-01 1:10pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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Variations on a theme: Maternal clock by lara7
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Then she chased David Crosby around the room with a turkey baster.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

11-19-01 6:24pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Maternal Clock by KajunFirefly
11-19-01
GIRLFRIEND TELL TOBOR INFANT DISTRIBUTION PROGRAM ACTIVATED!!!
TOBOR NEED TO STOP ACTING LIKE JERK AND GET PROPER JOB NOW!

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Dad was flammable

11-19-01 6:32pm (new)
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Wilgo
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Computer Dominance. Part 30. Maternal Clock. by Wilgo
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Blasted humans.

11-19-01 6:40pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Problem Solved by Spankling
11-19-01
My maternal clock is ticking.
Have you tried a slower clock speed? What time zone are you set for? I know of a Y2K specialist that might be able to help.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

11-19-01 8:39pm (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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Maternal Clock by descolada99
11-19-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Ooops. Guess it was just that bomb in her purse.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

11-19-01 10:40pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Maternal Physics by ObiJo
11-20-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Ha, ha!
It's a horse, Joe.
Maternal Clock by ObiJo
11-20-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Looks like we'll soon have another 100,000 mouths to feed.
Maternal Cluck by ObiJo
11-20-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Maternal Clock by ObiJo
11-20-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I told her that's not what I do.
Maternal Clock by ObiJo
11-20-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I bought a shirt.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

11-20-01 1:05am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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ICK!

These are dang funny.

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11-20-01 8:09am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Maternal clock by DexX
11-20-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
Then her uterus exploded.

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11-20-01 8:53am (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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Maternal Clock by descolada99
11-20-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I told her my daddy could fix up a secret abortion right quick.

Maternal Clock by descolada99
11-20-01
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
I told her only after dodgeball and when she's done grading my test.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

11-20-01 12:32pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Maternal Clock by kaufman
11-29-01
There, my dear, am I the best cunnilinguist around or what?
Oh yes, that was wonderful, but ...
My maternal clock is ticking.
Fucking Timex.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

11-29-01 8:43am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I really liked this thread, so I thought I'd revive it and see if any of the newer SC regs would like to add their own.

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Dad was flammable

10-10-05 10:46am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Although I just realised that this was before the days of the Finish This Comic Contest, so maybe this isn't quite as interesting or fun to the newer crowd.

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Dad was flammable

10-10-05 10:59am (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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This looks like fun.

Maternal Clock by niteowl
10-10-05
My girlfriend told me her maternal clock was ticking.
The exorcism is tomorrow. Be there or be square!

P.S. I REALLY wish ObiJo would come back.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

10-10-05 4:40pm (new)
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