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Caesari
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Okay, this is the first one I am posting on the forums. I have four or five others as well that you can look at, but they will not be on the forums. Tell me what you think.

Qwest for a Qwest-Wikiliar by Caesari
3-27-11
Hey, Cork, where are you going?
The computer room. I gotta get on my Wikipedia account.
Why do you need an account?
To post the most misleading stuff I can.
Go check it out. It says, "Lawn mowers are frequently abducted by aliens."

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Qwest

3-27-11 11:13am (new)
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Caesari
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Oh, btw, thanks to boloboffin for your help.

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Qwest

3-27-11 11:14am (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Homely Touch by Caesari
3-27-11
Cason Qwest! What on Earth have you done to my window?!
You don't like it?
Like it? It's horrendous! How do you expect your parents to respond if they see this?
Quite frankly, I thought it added a nice homey feel to the room.
Damn it, you manchild! I don't think SEVERED LIMBS are homey AT ALL!

 

 

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3-27-11 12:08pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Bluetooth Terrorists by Caesari
3-27-11
Huh? You son of Abdul! Certainly you blaspheme! Get me the gun! I have no time to waste!
What? NO! I'm in position right now! He'll be coming around the corner soon. That is when I will detonate the bomb. Okay, buh-bye.
It's amazing the conversations you overhear when people talk on those Bluetooth headsets.

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3-27-11 12:18pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Frigotti's by Caesari
3-27-11
Hey, Arny, it's your sister. I wanted to see if you wanted to have lunch together tomorrow?
Sure, Hannah. You name the place
What about that diner called Frigotti's?
Oh, no I can't go there. The waitresses make fun of me.
Who the $#!+ are you? Beetle #@+%ing Bailey?!

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Qwest

3-27-11 12:26pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Stockbroker Part III by Caesari
3-27-11
We Rejoin Kibble after being named Qwest's stockbroker...
My master made me his stockbroker and turned the whole shebang over to me.
Wow, that's awesome. I wish somebody would do that for me.
Yeah, except I'm not getting paid. He thinks I'm just doing it for fun.
What are you gonna do?
Set up a Ponzi scheme.
I'll call you in prison.

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3-27-11 12:38pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Stockbroker Part IV by Caesari
3-27-11
Excuse me, but do you are you good at giving directions?
Yeah, sure. My boys tell me I know how to get everywhere and find anyone.
Wonderful. Do you know where to locate Bernie Madoff. I'm trying to create a business plan.
Uh, yeah. Take a left up ahead and it is two doors down on your left. He's in cell number 177.
Do you, by any chance, also know the location of Jimmy Hoffa?
Seattle. It's where losers go to die.

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3-27-11 12:48pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Starbucks by Caesari
3-26-11
Hey Arny! I was wondering if you could show me to the nearest Starbucks?
Yeah. Anytime, Mr. Fairley. It's just down the block.
Which way?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
There's a Starbucks on the corner of every block?
And in every city. America's unofficial dream come true.

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Qwest

3-27-11 12:52pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I didn't vomit once while reading these. 

Okay, once. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

3-27-11 12:59pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Stockbroker- The End by Caesari
3-27-11
Good boy, Kibble! You did your business, so here's a bone.
I attempted to set up a Ponzi scheme with your portfolio. Unfortunately, I failed.
Oh, you bad dog! Bad dog, Kibble, bad dog!
Do I still get to keep the bone?

 

Well, good, biped. I was worried that you might stain my forum. 

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Qwest

3-27-11 1:11pm (new)
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Caesari
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And the real end to my miniseries...

 

Qwest for a Qwest- Stockbroker- The End... for Real by Caesari
3-27-11
So, your Ponzi scheme didn't work, but you managed to avoid legal trouble.
Yep, but my new venture won't be so risky.
Oh? And what is that new venture?
Cable TV. It's a monopoly, so you can't go anywhere else!

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3-27-11 1:15pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Wikiliar Strikes Back by Caesari
3-27-11
Um... Cork? Why are you on the computer at two in the morning? Your bedtime's at nine.
Hush, Arny. I am striking back against the one who calls himself "Wikia."
He has killed everything I have done, and I will not let him win again.
So... you are addicted to World of Warcraft?
No. Wikipedia. The freaking monitor dude keeps deleting my false posts.

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3-27-11 1:22pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Customer Service by Caesari
3-27-11
Hi! Welcome to Starbucks! Can I help you?
Um... yeah.. uh... I want a.. uh... get me a tall... no, no...
Sir, I really don't have time for your crap. Just order regular coffee or stop your bumbling.
But I want a-
Get out of here. I can help the next person!
Customer service has changed....

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3-27-11 1:46pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Memories by Caesari
3-27-11
I read somewhere that the goldfish has a memory span of three seconds
Wow, that's crazy.
Yep. I don't think there is another creature on Earth with such a short memory span.
Mhm.
It's kinda sad, really.
Wait, what are we talking about again?

Hey everyone feedback is welcome! Please post what you think, even if you don't like them, so I can improve.

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3-27-11 6:48pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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Just an FYI--you can put up to five comics in one post.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

3-27-11 9:07pm (new)
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Caesari
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Qwest for a Qwest- Racially Insensitive by Caesari
3-28-11
I don't really feel like taking you out, so I'll let you take yourself.
Fine by me.
Where's that fire hydrant? Oh well, that thing over there looks good enough for me.
You couldn't find a hydrant so you peed on a black man?!
Yeah. Once I explained what happened to the police, they arrested him and I was off the hook.

Hey I don't care who you are if your reading this thread please post feedback! Should I stick with Qwest for a Qwest or do you think I'd be better off doing individual gag strips? Please let me know what you think.

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3-28-11 6:34pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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ANY strips are better than NO STRIPS AT ALL.  You'll never create a funny one waiting for the "perfect inspiration" to come along.  My style is to go for quantity.  The law of averages is in my favor for making a quality one.  I'd rather suffer through all my so-so comics knowing that some day a great one will materialize.

3-28-11 7:37pm (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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But to answer your question.........just make strips....any strips.  Creativity leads to creativity.  Today you do Qwest.  Tomorrow you don't.  No biggy....just keep creating.

3-28-11 7:42pm (new)
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