JIM MORRISON STYLE FAMILY REUNION- I've been somewhat preoccupied lately, but I'm back now. I don't have as much time to whine as I'd like, so I'll try and get to the point re: CC 473.

If this is an idea already done, I hope one of you timid, reserved, shy types will tell me so.

Anyway, any kind of writing style, any type of thought process, any kind of pen holding method, as long as in the end there is no way to liken it to anything like Jim Morrison, except in your head only.

If at this point you don't clearly understand the rules, that's too bad!

So, if and when you write one ("pseudo whine, pseudo whine,") go ahead and do so..

I would imagine judging would be in 2-3 weeks

Just now, as I'm getting ready to press the 'save' button, I'm having some memory that this idea has been done,  speculated on, tossed around, or something. So, I apologize to the originator, and I'm pressing the damn button anyway.

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bigworm

bigwormthat's so jim morrison

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what if nigger meant kite

cc473 by mandingo 4-05-11

i can't survive outside of water so i brought you along with me. you're like my reserve tank kinda like you're scuba diving the concrete jungle totally. what if i evaporate? then i'll kill my father and fuck my mother DUDE.

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what if nigger meant kite

No need for roses, just Animal Crackers by ArtemisStrong 4-05-11

Have you see that homeless lady that's been hanging outside the office lately? The severely retarded one? Yeah. Uhm... You think she's seeing anyone?

I hope I did it right.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

CC473: A Doors Reunion Of Sorts by ZMannZilla 4-05-11

O FUCKING HELL IT'S JIM AGAIN. Been waiting for you, Sun. THIS HAS TO STOP, JIM. YOU GOT THE WRONG SUN. You know how to end this, Sun. LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU, I'M THE ACTUAL SUN, NOT THE RAISIN BRAN SUN. Two scoops, Sun. You promised me TWO SCOOPS THE SIZE OF BUICKS.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 2508 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-05-11

I dub thee The Lizard King. I'm a chicken, you chucklehead! Oh... In that case, I dub thee The Gizzard King. I'm a hen, so, technically, I would have to be The Gizzard Queen. Gee whiz! Is there no pleasing you? You could take me back to the chicken coop and "pluck" the shit out of me!

RCL no. 2509 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-05-11

Red robot appears in my dream, glaring at me with evil yellow eyes of a roaming feral kitty-cat... Oh, wise red robot, impart to me the wisdom of your forefathers! Speak to me, red robot. Speak to me... BEE BOOP BOP BOOG BEEB BONG BING BANG BOING Did you just say, BEE BOOP BOP BOOG BEEB BONG BING BANG BOING? Sorry... I meant to say BEE BOOP BOP BOOG BEEB BONG BING BANG BWAAAAANNGGGG!!

The Doors by four_legged_tripod 4-06-11

Adolph Hitler is still alive. I slept with her last night. Come out from behind that false moustache, Adolph I know you're in there. If you would just open the damn door, then we could talk about this, asshole!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC:473 you'll hang for this by smamurai 4-06-11

Hey new window frame? Where ya from? What are ya, oak? Yeah oak. Templeton Woods originally. Templeton Woods? Hey you might know Jim. HEY JIM! Get yer butt up here, your cousins just moved in. I can't you prick. I'm a fucking door. Jim turn around, the stairs are just behind you.

Just for the record that door is not Jim Morrison. No. Fucking. Way. Not Jim Morrison of the doors. His surname is Morrison but he is not the Jim Morrison.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Here's an oldie but, uh, oldie...

RCL no. 19 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-08-05

The time to hesitate is through... No time to wallow in the mire... Little known fact: in the early days of "The Doors", Jim Morrison was so shy, he would actually face away from the crowd when singing on stage! C'mon, baby, light my fire!

CC:473 more of the same by smamurai 4-07-11

JIM! They left the car key on the table again Dude, not the Ferrari? Yes. I'm fed up talking about this let's do it for real this time I get car-sick I can't you prick. I'm a fucking door I call shotgun

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

CC:473 The comedy flip by smamurai 4-07-11

HEY JIM! What waist size are you? I'm thinking about getting you some skinny jeans for your birthday Oooh nice FUCKING RUN. HERE COMES JIM AND HE'S GOT A GUN

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

RCL no. 2511 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-08-11

Hey, Jim.. Your friend's here. Oh, god. I don't feel sho [*hic* ] good. I think you better come out here before he throws- BAAAAAAAAARRRFF!! ...up. Mucho mejor!

Groovy! - Presents: The Doors by edoggydog 4-08-11

Groovy!

Groovy! - Presents: The Whores by edoggydog 4-08-11

Groovy!

Groovy! - Presents: The Boars by edoggydog 4-08-11

Groovy!

Groovy! - Presents: The Bores by edoggydog 4-08-11

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Groovy! - Presents: The Scores by edoggydog 4-08-11

Denver 109, Houston 98... Boston 113, Charlotte 86... LA Clippers 88, Portland 157... Orlando 121, Memphis 122... Groovy!

Groovy! - Presents: The Gores by edoggydog 4-08-11

I'm Al... I'm Tipper... I'm Karenna... I'm, Alfonso... Al's love-child he had with Oprah... Groovy!

Groovy! - Are those Korean tires really called "Kumho"? by edoggydog 4-08-11

I think I'm going to buy me a new set of Cum-ho tires... It's pronounced "COOM-ho". Oh. Speaking of "cum ho's"... They bounced Pia off American Idol last night! Groovy!

RCL no. 2512 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-09-11

...and that's when I decided to by me a set of Cum-ho tires. Dude... Are you staring at my toupee, or are you thinking of a snide remark about said toupee? Both. You can suck my "big worm", asshole!

RCL no. 2518 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-10-11

So, you're off to Germany to visit Jim Morrison's burial site? Yep! I guess the right thing to do is to tell him that Jim Morrison was actually buried in France... Have a good time. Danke schoen.

Groovy! - DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!! by edoggydog 4-14-11

♫ ding dong ♫ You must be my blind date. I'll be right out... Groovy! GAH! GAH! ============ SLAM! ============ YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THE PICTURE ON YOUR PROFILE!! YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THE PICTURE ON YOUR PROFILE!!

edoggydog is the winner of CC 473:

Groovy! - Are those Korean tires really called "Kumho"? by edoggydog 4-08-11

I think I'm going to buy me a new set of Cum-ho tires... It's pronounced "COOM-ho". Oh. Speaking of "cum ho's"... They bounced Pia off American Idol last night! Groovy!

Thanks to all the participants, and even those who didn't.

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bigworm

Thanks, bigworm!  The new CC will be up soon...