Die Clippy Die

http://www.charliealpha.co.uk/paper_clip.mpg

(Cheers to Dexx for this. It made my fucking day).

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Oops, I posted this in another thread. *blush*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I, um, yeah.
That was odd.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

ha...that's pure gravy

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if at first you don't succeed, re-define success

Kill Clippit by TheElPaso 11-25-01

Ah yes, the examination of human tools will help me to learn more about them. Word: Loading Clippit. Some sort of writing mechanism. Interesting. It looks like you're writing a letter. About ten seconds later:

Take that, you stupid little bastard.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

That settles it - Clippy is getting a character.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

That has to be some kind of record for me...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I have some big plans for that clippy character.

Not if I use them all first.

Oh what the hell, it's not like there's a "whoever makes the joke first has sole rights to it" thing, and even if there was, I'm sure we'd all ignore it anyways.

Just remember - I wrote the above comic, so I did the first comic. So at least I've done something helpful. Now I can go back to being a newbie. Hooray.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

GREAT!

Dexx , you are a god among men. I can abuse that character horribly.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Just like you abused that poor fawn?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It looks like my fawn is writing a letter.

SMACK!!

My mistake. He's writing a comic where Jesus has sex with an asian girl while speaking l33t.

SMACK!! Neither of you should be near a computer.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III