He's Enjoying That Cup Of Coffee In The Big Time Now by ZMannZilla 5-20-11

The planning... I want to have a big surprise party for all my true believers, let's call it "The Rapture". What's a good day for you? It should be a day not associated with anything else to truly make it surprising, so... how about May 21st 2011? The problem... Aw, Me dammit! Some radio evangelist dropped the date, it's on the news and Facebook, and it's too late to cancel the caterers! Oh no! How are we going to get people to ignore the information so we can keep it a surprise? The solution... ...so you see why we had to call you home a little early, Mr. Savage. OOOOH YEAH!!! THE MACHO MAN IS DOWN WITH THE PLAN!!!

Article: http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-savage-car-accident-macho-man-dead-dies-died-killed-wwe-wrestler-florida/

The title of the comic strip is based on the following classic Macho Man interview with Mean Gene:

We are now aware, and we must spread the message, of the dangers of Hulkamania.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

BONESAW'S RRRREADY!... to go to heaven.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.