Kevin Keegan's Perm?!?!?!
I think Perm has been tossing firefly's salad...
Probably with syrup or mustard.. or both!!

(for those not in the know, tossing the salad is eating man ass... prison style)

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Zero

Why Kajun Firefly should DIE!! by Elvishitler 11-22-01

Hi kids, I'm Kajun Firefly. My hobbies include: Orgies with my parents, their pets, and lighting my genitalia on fire and pukeing my dad's cum at it to put out the flame. My dad drives a beer truck. I never steal lines from films, but I can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose. And that's not all. Gee Kajun Firefly, when I grow up I want to kill freaks like you. Jesus masturbating, my mouth is killing me from eating all that ass. Fuck you sinner, suck my holly wood and eat holy shit.

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Zero

I find it funny how you would know this.

wow, an enemy, cool, although, I don't see why KKP gets away with just "Perm" when my full name is printed.

but never mind

I'm not messing with a man who has learned the different names for "eating man ass",

tell me Elvishitler, is there more than one style? or is it all just prison style? You're obviously the expert around here, if your not too busy felching your Uncle, you could tell us.

pillow biter!

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Dad was flammable

I think Elvishitler is another one of our repressed homosexual bestiophiles.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That makes what, two? Three dozen now?

See, but that's the thing about Forums and the Internet in general.. It's all one big gay and insane asylum.

"The Green Mile" starring Elvishitler as the gay prisoner! by Geniu$ 11-23-01

Elvishitler everybody! so Boss Kajun, you say this chair will give me the best ass-fucking I've ever had? um.....yes, that's, exactly what I said.....oh look over there! ROLL 2!! aaaaarrrgggghhhhh guess I forgot to wet the sponge!

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Dad was flammable

Im not rising to it.

Since hes clearly not as funny at flaming as Andy. And thats where i set the standard of actually replying.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Although is does appear to me that hes a shit eating , monkey fucking , kiddy fiddling necrophile.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Yeah, but who isn't nowadays?

quote:

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Yeah, but who isn't nowadays?

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Fag. Read my shit.

*sigh*

Viva la newbie-revolution!

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Dad was flammable

Mort la Revolution, or whatever. I don't speak French.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

This is so pish , im submitting it to the evening times for their funnies page.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Huzzah, it appears that Elvishitler has returned:

Brendon Looking For Love by Elvishitler 4-10-02

It all started when this fucking guy asked me for the time. I said no but he was like: You want pussy, I got pussy! Sounds like a plan. I'm on a budget. Then shit got a little complicated... So, the sick twisted fuck likes baby pigions, huh? Yeah, we pulled him out of a dumpster with the body of some dead bird. You know what he told me? He said the live ones are out of his price range...Sick motherfucking BIRD-FUCKER SHIT STAIN QUEERBAIT! Now I'm in prison, you know what happed next. I'm gonna make you my SUGAR BITCH!!! Turn around princess, let me tap THAT SWEET ASS !!! Ok Mister Aryan sir.

and I see he's still obsessed with homosexual prison sex.

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Dad was flammable

The Shawshank Redemption is a great movie. That is all.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

This is so pish , im submitting it to the evening times for their funnies page.

If the Evening Times "funnies" ever contain the line "eat a dick", the world will be a sunny place.

The evening times funnies already contain Animal Crackers.

Thats tantamount to shouting "Im Shit and Unfunny" in a national newspaper. Its a living , breathing , comic version of Bazilla.

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w00t