Biff and Dan in: "The Sprained Foot" by biped 7-19-11

Hi, Dan. How's your sprained foot? Why don't just you ask it yourself? Err...umm...how are you...uhh... Dan's sprained foot? Better than you'll be when this hits YouTube.

Biff and Dan in: "The Smelly Feet" by biped 8-09-11

Whew, I hate to tell you this, Dan, but... your feet stink. Well, don't tell me, Biff. Tell my feet. Err...Dan's feet... you, uhh, stink, and...umm... Gotta go, Biff. My feet don't care to be in your company any longer.

Biff and Dan in: "The Moccasins" by biped 8-10-11

Wow, Dan--you're wearing moccasins? Those are really "out of style." Don't tell me, Biff. Tell the moccasins. Uhh, Dan's moccasins...you are really, err, out of...umm...oh, never mind. Heh. I knew you'd chickenshit out.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This is the most fun I've had with feet since my days as a foot model for Welch's Grape Juice.  It's probably for the best that they never showed those commercials in America.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Yes, I understand those were the only TV commercials ever directed by Roman Polanski.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.