The theme of this contest is rare medical conditions. Real ones, not stinkybuttitis, though it would be interesting to see people transformed into giant walking cigarette butts. And by rare, I don't necessarily mean bloody. I just mean that less than 25% of the world's population is affected by the condition.

Have fun, judge when both the condition of having time to read entries and entries are present are met. So you got a couple weeks.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

OPC59: Progeria Affects 1 In 8,000,000 Children

Progeria Protip For Kids: Just because your condition makes you look older, doesn't mean you'll fool everyone. Allright, old timer, what'll you have? Scotch and wa-wa.

by ZMannZilla, 10-23-11

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

OPC 59: 'Tourette Syndrome' (has to be included!)

Lord, we have gathered in your presence to 'eat kike cunt butt fuck purple butt shit, purple butt shit' and give thanks to you for it all. Testing the waters of forgiveness eh?

by bigworm, 10-25-11

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bigworm

Tate priest is a really good speaker. Look at how he says "purple butt shit" twice to really nail his point across to the listener.

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Poop.

OPC 59

I think chicka may have been shooting a little high with 25% of the world's population. That's not so rare. AIDS fits that bill. Who doesn't have AIDS these days? Don't think it so common all of sudden becuase you got it you fie dolla bitch.

by Rabid_Weasle, 10-25-11

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Poop.

OPC 59: ETHIOPIAN BROTHERS REUNION

You look great! Dude... you too!

by bigworm, 10-26-11

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bigworm

OPC

The prevalence of leprosy (worldwide average) is about 0.75 cases in 10,000, 0.39 out of 10,000 in the U.S. The good news is that your lotto numbers are bound to come up with luck like yours.

by HCRoyall, 10-26-11

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 59: ETHIOPIAN BROTHERS REUNION-#2

Me and mom were eatin' your foot 'cus we thought you were dead. Then you woke up, but we didn't spit it out! I guess I don't need to tell you what happened to your dick!

by bigworm, 10-26-11

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bigworm

OPC 59: ETHIOPIAN BROTHERS REUNION-#3

Two bros... 'neath two rainbows... casting off sorrows... for better tomorrows! Another glorious day, eh bro? So who ate my dick... you or mom?

by bigworm, 10-27-11

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bigworm

Harlequin Fetus

The city is saved from evil once again! Thanks, Harlequin Fetus! dbkshfdv

by LuckyGuess, 10-29-11

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

You're right, Weasle, only 0.9% of the world's population is living with AIDS. But when you work in a pharmacy, it sure seems like it's a lot more.

I'm not judging this yet, just reading some comics for stress relief.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Sorry, Author Has Sleeping Sickness

by kaufman, 10-30-11

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Jolly Old St. Tick

Yes, I am sure it wasn't the elves who gave me Lyme Disease.

by kaufman, 10-30-11

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

OPC 59: ETHIOPIAN BROTHERS REUNION-#4

Since you asked... I'll tell ya'. Mom took a bite of your dick, gagged on it, said it tasted like shit! She knew I was queer before she ever took that bite.

by bigworm, 10-30-11

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bigworm

CC 488 & OPC 59: 'CRABS'

If I ever catch you in my pants again, I'll kill you.

by bigworm, 10-31-11

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bigworm

OPC 59: 'KURU's gonna' get you!

You've got to stop eating your dead relatives, especially their brains! Okay... after I eat my dead nieces tits.

by bigworm, 10-31-11

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bigworm

Oh dear. It seems HCRoyall has OPC. Please take one tablet by mouth twice daily until the next contest has begun. The rest of us will be enjoying the 2005 issues of Marie Claire in the waiting room.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

What?  Don't you have treatment in suppository form?

New contest up shortly.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.