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---Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years
this is Flea's great-great-grandfather, Bed Bug
---what if ****** meant kite
Can't Brain today, studying for Nursing School
I have come to forcibly place my shoe upon posteriors and to masticate flavored gum of arabic, and my stores of flavored gum of arabic have become depleted.
---It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.
Female dogs are not feces but garden implements and magic.
---I has a flavor!
Here at least 3 times a year
Uncle Sam Wants You!
To mince about and occasionally order some militiamen to their deaths.
The Merry Elf
"I thought MY ***** was small!"
---"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown
Apparently, the "pull my finger" gag has been around for centuries...
Does not play well with others.
"Bitch-eth, mine 'Pimp hand' shall be verily upside-your head."
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature
Surprisingly chipper for a man whose middle finger was replaced with an uncircumcised *****.
---"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."
Bean There, Done That
I have passion in my pantaloons and I have no fear in letting you witness it
I HAVE LARGE LEVELS OF SEXUAL APPETITE AND I AM AWARE OF IT
---"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"
No soap, radio.
Place thine hand upon this digit and utilize torque to gain thine surprize.
---Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.
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