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Obsessive Comic Disorder
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?
The self taught lesbian.
---"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
not laughing with you
There has to be an easier way to fart over the PA system.
---peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002
putting the whee in ennui
Corn? When did I eat corn?
---You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker
Can't Brain today, studying for Nursing School
Giving birth to yourself is easy. Impregnating yourself, BY yourself, is the hard part.
---It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
Here at least 3 times a year
"Ellen was right. My cooch DOES smell like seagull puke."
Ex-Zombie Hunting Dad Creature
Mrs. Murphy, when I said 'check your stool for blood', I meant AFTER you use the toilet.
---"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.
See? SEE???? I DO know my ass from a hole in the ground!
---I has a flavor!
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.
"I hate to be smug, but if you want it done right..."
Seconds before she ****s herself in the ass with her headset mic...
Director of Cats
Bean There, Done That
With the advent of the internet, auditions for porn movies became much more rigorous.
---"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"
♫ Fart sniffer! Check it and see! ♫
---...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid ****.
No soap, radio.
For my next trick, I'll clean that brown stain with my four foot tongue.
---Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.
It's just like any other relationship... if you want to be close, you have to work at it.
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