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www.bradsucks.net

To do what? Hatchet them to small shards of plastic?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

To purchase and care for and love forever.

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www.bradsucks.net

My dog would try and have sex with it and either electrocute himself or jizz all over my videocard.

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Dad was flammable

Brad, you're such a softie :)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Oi Oi

Clearly i want the URL where i can find those

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

http://www.oemexpress.com i assume

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Mine would just pee on it like he does to everything else.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I don't really have a dog,

I just wanted to make a joke about dogs humping computers!

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Dad was flammable

My computer tower is made from a single gigantic wheel of parmesan cheese.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'll be damned -- so it is. Thanks!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'll be damned -- so it is. Thanks!

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I didn't know that they made high-heeled shoes with laces.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'll be damned -- so it is. Thanks!

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I didn't know that they made high-heeled shoes with laces.

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Oh, they do, indeed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hmm... Footwear or relic of the inquisition?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Why buy a plastic cat when kittens are free? In fact, this is the prime reason I don't take my cat to the vet. Why get my old cat fixed when I can get one for nothing. See. I'm always thinkin'.

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Did we evolve from apes, or the other way around?