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mandingo
weak stream

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i've always thought the one character this site is missing is Hitler. Hitler is AWESOME. the mustache, and the syphilis, and the schizophrenia, just fantastic. German comedians must have filled up their lederhosen with jizz when he was named chancellor, like SNL writers if Dan Quayle had got elected

but sadly we have no Hitler. until now.

ladies and gentlemen, the new Hitler...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the only rule for this contest--make a comic centering around Hitler (forumusers-->perm). this contest will last 1000 years (or 10 days), will be scored by Wagner, and the winner will surely hail the coming of the new man

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what if nigger meant kite

1-24-12 4:42pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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1-24-12 5:24pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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1-24-12 5:25pm (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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1-25-12 1:22am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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Ich liebe wormmens!

 

 

 

 

 

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bigworm

1-25-12 7:02am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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1-25-12 3:26pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 495: Ethnic Recipies by bigworm
1-26-12
Ach ya! I'm always loveenk you!
I know honey, so now I'm going to tell you my secret... I'm Jewish.
Dats beink okay mit me sveethart. I'm vanteen to eat. I kook deener?
No no, I'll cook!
YAAAAA!!! You kookink!

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bigworm

1-26-12 1:35pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Not a series.

Penultimate Solution by choadwarrior
1-24-12
Vilkommen to 2012, mein Führer! Vee finally have zee technology to clone you, just as Dr. Mengele had planned.
Time to implement Phase Two of my plot to change the vorld forever.
You mean to rid our planet of zee Juden?
Ja, but killing zee mongrel races is zimply a means to an end.
And by once again committing genocide?
I VILL DESTROY ZEE GOATEE!

Alternate Jewniverse by choadwarrior
1-24-12
Wow, that guy makes a pretty good Original Series Klingon.
Dude! I think it's Hitler!
That's not Hitler, he has a goatee.
OH MY GOD!
IT'S EVIL HITLER!

1-26-12 11:39pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 495: Salutations by bigworm
1-27-12
Heil Hitler!!! It's a new salute idea I've been working on. Do you like it?
How about with this hand? Do you like that?
All you had to do was say no!

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1-27-12 2:05am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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cc495: Fruit Putsch by TheGovernor
1-27-12
Int. Hitler residence, 1907
Vud you like a drink Adolf?
Yaa mein mutter, Vot have you got?
Vell ve have Orange, Grapefruit and I think zer is some Cranberry left
How many times do I have to tell you mutter......
...I DONT LIKE ZE JOOOS!!!

1-27-12 6:46am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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Adolph and Katherine: Scene 1 by four_legged_tripod
1-27-12
Tomorrow's forcast calls for a chance of hail.
It's pronounced "Heil"! Next channel!
But Roger, it's raining so hard outside. Would you hail me a cab?
It's pronounced "Heil"! Next channel!
Next on Entertainment Tonight, Katherine Heigl makes yet another horrible movie.
Katherine "Heil-Gal"? Hmmm. I think she may make the perfect accomplice in my plan to rid the world of the Jews!

Adolph and Katherine: Scene 2 by four_legged_tripod
1-27-12
Hello? Is this Katherine Heil-Gal's agent?
It's pronounced Heigl, but yes.
I would like to present her with an award for Best Actress.
For which role?
After watching all of her movies, it appears that all of her roles are pretty much the same so, just a general Best Actress award.
Sounds pretty bogus, but Katherine will take what she can get.

Adolph and Katherine: Scene 3 by four_legged_tripod
1-27-12
Hi, Katherine. I'm so excited for you to be here. I'm Adolph.
Adolph huh? That's funny 'cause if you were to shave your goatee you would look like Hitler.
I am Hitler.
Seriously? Then I can't be here. You hate the Jews and want to do everything you can to get rid of them. I'm not down with that.
Really? Who cast you in all of those crappy movies?
Touche!

Adolph and Katherine: Scene 4 by four_legged_tripod
1-27-12
So, we're going to take down the Jews by taking over Hollywood?
Exactly! Now keep this suicide pill between your teeth just in case you get caught. Now hurry up! There's no time to waste!
Okay, okay. Quit pushing me out the door. I-- *gulp* Ack!
Oh Scheisse!
This just in, a statue of Adolph Hitler will be unveiled today in Hollywood for ridding us of Katherine Heigl and her movies.
It's pronounced "Heil-Gal" dummkopf!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

1-27-12 7:53am (new)
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ragu4u
Because being DISGUSTING just isn't enough!

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cc 495 by ragu4u
1-27-12
"In Heffen der ees no beer....
"...un dats vi vee drink it here!"
Seconds Later...
Look Adolph, I gave ya a free hand with the Jews, but this lying about heaven has to stop. That said, want a Bud?

1-27-12 8:24am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 495: HITLER LIVE ON ZA STAGE! #1 by bigworm
1-27-12
Any Jews in za house?
I didn't sink so.

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bigworm

1-27-12 9:24am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 495: HITLER LIVE ON ZA STAGE! #2 by bigworm
1-27-12
People sayeenk I not likeenk za Jews!
Zat ees not tarue!
I'm loveenkzem to death!

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bigworm

1-27-12 9:25am (new)
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bigworm
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CC 495: HITLER LIVE ON ZA STAGE! #3 by bigworm
1-27-12
So za vaiter says "Vould you like someseenk to drink mit your steak?" I'm sayeenk "Viskee mit juice."
Za vaiter sayeenk "On za rocks?" I'm sayeenk "Nein, on za coals...
...I'm jus' vanting to smellink zem!"

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bigworm

1-27-12 9:26am (new)
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edoggydog
Comic Overlord

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1-27-12 10:49am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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CC 495: HITLER LIVE ON ZA STAGE! #4 by bigworm
1-27-12
Za ovens ver comeenk later! In za begineenk it vas very hard verk ...
...jus me...
... und mein golf club!

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bigworm

1-27-12 11:10am (new)
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bigworm
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cc 495: HITLER LIVE ON ZA STAGE! #5 by bigworm
1-27-12
Hitler, Most people don't know that you also do impressions. Could you do one for us now?
I vould love to!
'Dis is za first Jew I'm useenk der golf club on!
Aaaiiieee!!!

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bigworm

1-27-12 11:11am (new)
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Beeko180
Overlord Procrastinator: Or will be in a minute...

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1-28-12 3:46am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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cc 495: THE PASSION OF THE HITLER!!!
Hitler had two main hobbies while in prison. One of them was writing.
Shuttenzeezafuckup und bendenzeebacken cuzimagonna' fuckinzeealongtime inyerbigblackcracken!
Come again?
  by bigworm, 1-28-12 

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bigworm

1-28-12 8:12am (new)
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lildeucecoup
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Hipster Hitler
Hey Hitler! Feel like going to kill some jews?
Nah... Too mainstream.
  by lildeucecoup, 1-28-12 

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You don't know what I got... .

1-28-12 10:13pm (new)
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lildeucecoup
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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1-30-12 7:05pm (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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HITLER AT HIS BEST!- Pt.1 by bigworm
1-31-12
Lots of Jews have forgiven me.
I'm pretty sure of that.

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bigworm

1-31-12 11:04am (new)
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bigworm
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HITLER AT HIS BEST!- PT.2 by bigworm
1-31-12
While I can appreciate the fact that there's a very high probability of lots and lots of Jews having forgiven me...
... it pisses me off...
...that thy would try and snatch the moral high ground.

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bigworm

1-31-12 11:09am (new)
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bigworm
FOUNDER OF WORDSMITHLESSNESS INC.

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HITLER AT HIS BEST!- Pt.3 by bigworm
1-31-12
To confirm that my growing popularity within the Jewish community is a legitimate thing, I will read a testimonial letter from a Jewish friend of mine.
*Ahem*... please give me a moment to compose myself... *sniff sniff*. Okay... I think I'm ready.
*Ahem... ahem*... To My Dearest Juden... *snuffles*... Swine...

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bigworm

1-31-12 11:11am (new)
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