I haven't won a CC in a while. Partly because I haven't entered in a while. Primarily because I suck... majorly. Like cricket. Which brings me to my next point: Sucking. What things suck?

My first response would be really hot blondes...

My second response (the one that is actually relevant) would be a GIANT billboard with a MASSIVE vacuum cleaner. Like a HUGE, GIANT, MASSIVE, ENORMOUS waste of space in the form of a cleaning tool. Joking. Not relevant. Third?

 

Douchebags.

 

 

So your goal? 

1. Make a one paneled comic about douchebags.

2. Any characters, any backgrounds and old comics are allowed as long as they follow the rules. 

3. Any use of the phrase "I have overly-tanned tits the size of amazonian melons" automatically grants you nothing. Why would I say it? Don't know.

 

Judging will be when I feel like it. 

 

 

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'For Here or to Go?']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I feel this contest is doomed...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 64: Douchbags suck']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Okay... the winner is four_legged_tripod... take it away.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I better post a new contest soon before the momentum dies down!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke