I haven't won a CC in a while. Partly because I haven't entered in a while. Primarily because I suck... majorly. Like cricket. Which brings me to my next point: Sucking. What things suck?
My first response would be really hot blondes...
My second response (the one that is actually relevant) would be a GIANT billboard with a MASSIVE vacuum cleaner. Like a HUGE, GIANT, MASSIVE, ENORMOUS waste of space in the form of a cleaning tool. Joking. Not relevant. Third?
So your goal?
1. Make a one paneled comic about douchebags.
2. Any characters, any backgrounds and old comics are allowed as long as they follow the rules.
3. Any use of the phrase "I have overly-tanned tits the size of amazonian melons" automatically grants you nothing. Why would I say it? Don't know.
Judging will be when I feel like it.
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