OK.  So go through your 3 panel comics and find one that you feel went too long.  Condense it down to a one panel comic and post them both so we can see the before and after versions.  I have no idea when this will be judged.  It depends on the response.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

OPC65: A Dark Secret

Darling, tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret! If it's that you're strong enough for a man but made for a woman, it's certainly a well-kept secret.

by fpd, 2-16-12

FTC 49: What is Neal's Secret? by fpd 12-18-04

I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear. Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have! I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret! Is it that you're strong enough for a man but made for a woman? You know I'm made for a woman, baby. That's no secret. You could've fooled me the way you were flirting with our waiter. Tonight was sure romantic for you two, which is why I was saying you shouldn't have.

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The original series that ran too long:

Porkman & Finchy Hate Being Superheroes by ZMannZilla 10-01-10

Holy Cursewords, Porkman!!! Unknown badguys approach! Egad, Finchy! What do badguys look like? The henchman all have red "P" logos on their clothes! What badguy in Porkman histories has P in name? Pandaman? Pollywhomp? Private Parts? Is lots of P names! Think Porkman THINK... ...oh, except one of them... He's 900 feet tall and looks like a flying dinosaur! PTERODACTYL THE FLYING T-REX?!?! WHY YOU NOT SAY SO FIRST YOU ASS?!

Porkman & Finchy Are Terrible Superheroes by ZMannZilla 10-01-10

Porkman! Incoming T-Rex wearing a jetpack! PTERODACTYL THE FLYING T-REX IS OUT OF PRISON?!?! Oh, that reminds me, Porkman, the commisioner called before we left. Something about a prison escape and all your enemies. FINCHY KNEW THIS DURING ENTIRE BUS RIDE HERE?!?! He said "This looks like a job for BACONMAN!" COMMISIONER CALLED ME BACONMAN AGAIN?!?!?!

Porkman & Finchy Fail At Being Superheroes by ZMannZilla 10-01-10

Ah yes. At last we meet again. I have awaited this day for many years, Porkman. PTERODACTYL THE FLYING T-REX!!! Yes, and I am still very upset with you foiling my plot to assassinate the Secretary Of Anti-Matter. I SWEAR THAT WAS DIFFERENT BACONMAN!!! I thought your name was Porkman. Abort Plan A!!!! ABORT PLAN A!!!!!

Porkman & Finchy Should Not Be Superheroes by ZMannZilla 10-01-10

And now, Porkman, you shall pay the ultimate price, for crossing Pterodactyl The Flying T-Rex... DEATH! Jeepers, Porkman! Is tight spot! How will I smack delicious Atomic Laser Cocoa out of his hand-claw? I'll just pull this trigger and BOO!!!

The one-panel comic that could tell the whole story:

This Porkman & Finchy Comic Is 1/3 As Horrible As The Others

Holy Cursewords, Baconman! I'm like a shitty Robin! And I am like PORKMAN THE NAME IS PORKMAN DAMMIT!!!

by ZMannZilla, 3-19-12

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Resemblancelesbian by Namgubed 11-30-09

Hey Maura! Check out my Mary Cheney impression OK! My god, that's almost as amazing as your Melissa Etheridge impression! ... as well as your impressions of Jodie Foster, Ellen DeGeneres, and Hillary Clinton!

Resemblancelesbian - The Director's Cut

Hey, Maura! My character may be used to poke fun at lesbians! I'd rather be poked by a strap-on.

by Namgubed, 5-20-12

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Original

Bryan Adams - Career? by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-19-03

"Everything i Dooooo , i Do its for Yooooooooou" Brilliant Bryan , Brilliant. I dont think ive ever heard you produce such a note perfect rendition of that song. Well i dont know. I think i was a bit off key when i sang "All the Wayyyyy , yayyyy" Nope. Didnt miss an octave. Theres only one thing that spoiled it for me. And that was? Youre Canadian.

Redux

OPC 65 : Dowwwwwwwnsizing

"Everything i Dooooo , i Do its for Yooooooooou" Canada is shit. Go home!

by Kevin_Keegans_Perm, 7-14-12

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Before:

The ATHEIST Hath Returned! by brycekain 2-07-10

Holy crapballs! I left for 6 years and StripCreator.com STILL EXISTS!? What did you look like before? Ah, you were AtheistDiary. What do you look like now? The fuck happened? You get raped by an autistic MIME?

The reality:

OPC 65: The ATHEIST Hath Condensed the Truth

Holy crapballs! I left for 6 years and... Ya ya, you were the "oh so funny" AtheistDiary, but now you're back under your real name and... blah blah blah. I'd say we give a shit, but we're fresh out of turds, vagina lips.

by brycekain, 8-05-12

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Holy crap! 

It's been 7 months. 

Maybe I should judge this. 

The winner is Namgubed! 

Take it away you merry elf!  that is, if you still visit this site as it's been a while since I started this contest...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Well, shit.  It's gonna be a while til the next one... :P

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Hey, 4LT, any chance you'd be down with declaring a different winner...?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla wrote:

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Hey, 4LT, any chance you'd be down with declaring a different winner...?

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