Groovy! - Talk about tight lies by edoggydog 11-11-11

I've developed a new self defense mechanism... Groovy! PEE FINGER!! HAHAHAHAHAHA What the FUCK??? Meanwhile, back at Granny's house... What happened, Granny? You were supposed to meet me at the park three hours ago! I saw some guy getting sprayed with a pee finger in the alley, so I came back home and masturbated with grandpa's lob wedge...

Groovy! Pressents: The Furthering Adventures of Pee Finger by edoggydog 11-14-11

Dude... I'm so sorry for that "pee finger" incident in the alley. It won't happen again. Groovy! May I ask you a question? Sure. Do you really believe I'm sorry? HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA DAMMIT!!

Grrovy! - Pee Finger vs. Blood Finger by edoggydog 11-14-11

Take THAT!! What the FUCK?? My name is, "Finger. Pee Finger". Nice to meet you. What the FUCK?? And, my name is, "Blood Finger".

Groovy! - Pee Finger meets Ass Firestarter by edoggydog 11-15-11

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA What the FUCK?? There's no escap-ing the pee finger! Prepare to burn... [ *fweep* ] AAAAAAAAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - Just get on the bus, Gus... by edoggydog 11-17-11

Then, the bitch pointed her size 15 ass at me and set me on fire! Groovy! Uh, not "groovy"... I had to point my pee finger at me and spray urine all over me to put out the flames. Wow. That's why I smell like the back end of a downtown bus at three in the morning! Puts a new meaning on the term, "Ode du toilet"...

Groovy! - Pee Finger Demon-ized by edoggydog 2-10-12

Ha, HA! WHAT THE FUCK?? The name is "Pee Finger"... Oh, yeah..? Well, nobody messes with Gene Simmons, asshole! WHAT THE FUCK?? I guess you didn't recognize me without my make up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - Pee Finger: The Golden (Shower) Years by edoggydog 3-22-12

Take that, bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?? Sure, I'm having fun now with my pee finger, but I know as get older, grayer and fatter, I'll eventually tire of it and stop... Groovy! 20 years later... Or not! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK??

Groovy! - Occupee Wall Street p.1 by edoggydog 3-22-12

KILL ALL COPS!! KILL ALL COPS!! KILL ALL COPS!! KILL ALL COPS!! KILL ALL COPS!! Dispatch, the protesters are threatening viloence! Please, send help to our location.. Pee Finger, the Occupy Wall Street protesters are getting out of hand... We need you to go down there and take care of business. I'm on it!

Groovy! - Occupee Wall Street p.2 by edoggydog 3-22-12

WHAT THE FUCK?? Occupy THIS, dirtbag!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I worked up quite a thirst today down at the occupy site... Drinks on me! Groovy!

Groovy! - Presents: Pee Finder (as inspired by mandingo) by edoggydog 3-27-12

How's the search going? I have yet to find any pee... Well, you have now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?? I have decided to quit my job and focus in on my God given talents. Groovy!

Groovy! - Presents: Pee Fist by edoggydog 3-27-12

I'm giving my pee finger a break... Groovy! In the mean time, my apprentice, Holly, will be filling in for me with her pee fist. Feel my wrath, bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK??

Groovy! - Presents: Zap Finger by edoggydog 4-02-12

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?? They call me "Pee Finger"... OUCH!! And, they call me, "Zap Finger! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA...

Groovy! - Presents: Zap Finger in "The Bug Zapper" by edoggydog 4-02-12

Groovy! - Bug Zapper, The Sequel by edoggydog 4-02-12

CROSS THIS LINE AND YOU'E DEAD, PUNK!! Okay, okay... Just don't hurt me! *sniff* Ha, ha! I think I need to patent this thing.

Groovy! - Pee Finger v. Stinky Twat Breath by edoggydog 4-03-12

Don't mess with me or I will spray you with my pee finger! Oh, yeah? HAAAAAAAAHH!!! *gasp* Your pee finger is no match for my stinky twat breath!

Groovy! - Zap Finger vs. Waterman by edoggydog 4-27-12

Step aside or I'll to zap your ass! Go for it, dipshit! Take that! Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay! The name's Waterman, dipshit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RCL no. 1756 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-13-08

Once Chet figured out a way to pee from his left index finger... Take that, Babara! HEY! ...he planned a three-day trip to Washington D.C.... Take that, Diane! HEY! ...to let the congresswomen from California know EXACLTY what he thinks of the job they're doing! Take that, Nancy! HEY!

Groovy! - Pee Finger vs. The Mad Boomer by edoggydog 2-15-14

Don't move, Pimp... I got the drop on you! Better duck, Pee Finger... Here comes the BOOM! You mean that song by Nelly? Nope.

Groovy! - Pee Finger v. Fart Gunman by edoggydog 8-03-15

You don't want to mess with the Pee Finger! What the Planet WTF? *gasp* NEXT!!

Groovy! - Who's the twatwad now, dickhead? by edoggydog 8-03-15

Listen, twatwad... You got lucky last time. But, now you will feel the wrath of the Pee Fing- DAMMIT! WHAT DOES A WIGGER HAVE TO DO TO GET MORE COFFEE UP IN THIS BITCH??

Pee Finger: PEE ALL THAT YOU CAN PEE! by atomiclunch 8-07-15

At the end of a particularly long, productive, urine-drenched day, Pee finger finds time to engage in a bit of introspection. Why are we here? I mean, I know why I'M here but is everyone else nothing more than my piss fodder? More than just a life-support system for a freakishly misrouted urethra. Pee finger is deep. Is this all there is? Pee and me, we're a team but I think, no, I KNOW I can be more than a one-trick piddle-pony. Just not *real* deep. Brace yourself, people of earth. We sit perched on the cusp of a new age! Through the miracle of evolution, Feel the wrath of SMURF SPOOGE FINGER!!

Groovy! - The Princess and the Pee Finger by edoggydog 6-07-16

I come from "royalty", and if you can pass a certain test I've devised, you can be my princess... Okay! WTF?? And, they lived happily never after! Groovy!

Groovy! - The Princess and the Pee Finger II by edoggydog 6-07-16

There is a little known epilogue to this fairy tale... Groovy! Now that you've passed the test, the only thing left to do is the urination ceremony. Uh, don't you mean CORONATION ceremony? Nope! DAMMIT!!

Groovy! - The Birth of Cum Breath by edoggydog 12-31-17

Smell my breath... Groovy!   !   Too much cum? *gasp*

Groovy! - Zap Finger vs. Cum Breath by edoggydog 12-31-17

OUCH! That was only half-power... Imagine what I can do to you at full strength, you big poofster! Smell my breath! *gasp* Too much cum?

Groovy! - Cum Breath vs. Stinky Twat Breath by edoggydog 1-01-18

Smell my breath! Aaaaaahhhhh.... SMELL MY BREATH!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!

And where did he get said cum breath?

Bank Shot by AccentuateNegative 7-24-14

I'd like to make a deposit.

RCL no. 6701 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-13-19

Now, back to the ongoing adventures of Pee Finger... Hold it right there, Clangito! DON'T SHOOT!! This finger isn't a gun, dummy... It sprays urine. Oh, right. DON'T PEE!!