Just a few more... I'l stop soon, I promise *Heh Heh*

Office Hygiene by Fiscalchaos 7-24-12

* whoosh * Yeeee-Haaaaa Whooo-Hoooo * whoosh* * whoosh * Earwax !

Swing Low by Fiscalchaos 7-24-12

*FLAP, FLAP, FLAP* I think we're getting a flat tire ! Nah !... The tires fine, just keep driving. *FLAP, FLAP, FLAP* Then what the HELL is that "flapping" sound ? Grandma's flashing her tits at College guys out the back window.

Swing Low by Fiscalchaos 7-24-12

Grandma's flashing her tits out the back window ? GEEZUS !... Get her back in and pull her dress down. Nah ... Let her have some fun, she ain't hurting anyone. Uh... Dude... I think maybe you should pull over..... Like NOW ! What ? ... Why ? ... What happened ?!? I think Grandmas tits are wrapped around the rear axel.

Innocence lost by Fiscalchaos 7-24-12

Can you describe your attacker Sister? He was about 6'1"... chiseled jaw ... deep blue eyes... thick wavy blonde hair... VERY Brad Pitt-ish. I am so sorry Father! I was walking back from the Orphanage... He... He pulled me into an alley and... had his way with me. None of this is your fault my child. He was obviously a man lost and in pain. Let's pray for his soul... Forgive him Lord, he knows not what he did.... Oh, He knew what he was doing.... Damn did know!... Wish I would have gotten his digits ! Surely she knows I can hear her thoughts !

Faster than the eye by Fiscalchaos 7-23-12

I'm a Ninja dammit ! No, you're not a Ninja Marcie. And watch your mouth or I'll tell Mom. Didja see that ! Didja? Didja see it? What?!?...Where?!?... I didn't see anything!! Exactly.... I'm a Ninja dammit ! Mom....

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It's all in your head!

Blue hair expressway. by Fiscalchaos 7-25-12

Ma'am, you ran that red light back there. Oh dear me !... Well I promise next time I will stop twice. And when you stopped at this stop sign, you sat there for 5 minutes. I was waiting for it to turn green... But it was taking sooo long. I fear it may be broken. I'm sorry Ma'am, I'm going to need to see your drivers license. Oh you sweet, sweet boy... They took that away from me years ago, silly!... Be a dear and have a word with them about that. Could you do that for me?

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It's all in your head!

No, don't stop.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.