Okay, as the name implies, finish the comic. Keep the dialogue from the first panel, use up to three panels total. Here's your template:

FTC 162: Template

...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon.

by deathtoradio, 6-20-13

I will judge this when we get a handful of entries. 

FTC 162 Dirty Mouth? by brycekain 6-20-13

...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon. Sir, I think I already know how to get the taste of your mother's vagina out of my mouth.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

prescription for love by JoeReichenbock 6-20-13

...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon. and this will cure the std deathtoradio gave my wiener dog? deathtoradio did this? shit man, shoot the dog and burn the body before we all catch it!

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death to deathtoradio

I guess I'll judge this next week. I'm rooting for you Joe. Let's see if you can do better.

FTC162: A couple extra inches couldn't hurt. by bigworm 6-29-13

...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon. And you guarantee it'll grow a minimum of 2" in one week? Yessir! Maybe even 3", and you already know the chicks are gonna' dig it! If you say so. I do! I didn't even know chicks were into dudes with long butt-hair.

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bigworm

deathtoradio wrote:

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I'm rooting for you Joe.

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deathtoradio watches tv by JoeReichenbock 7-01-13

...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon. that will tenderize her dead 97 year old ass. this new crossover show "law and order: culinary unit" is amazing. and that's how you properly eat a grandmother. *fap fap fap fap*

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death to deathtoradio

FTC162: Twofer untold... uh... uh... uh... wonders!!! by bigworm 7-02-13

...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon. The hot sauce takes care of the Reichenbock flavor so no one knows what's up, and the bourbon... ...ensures that deathtoradio drinks every last drop of Joe's killer DNA. Then dtr will go 'mad', and do himself in, leaving you as the only pimp on the block... ...and you as the only security guard at the Cheezwhiz factory! Mwaaa ho ho ho! Mwaaaaa ho ho ho! Mwa ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha haaaaaaa!!!

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bigworm

Almost forgot about this. The winner is Joe with "deathtoradio watches tv." Dude is uncanny. It's like he was right in the room watching me fap. Take it away Joe!

There's no telling about dudes like 'Joe'. There's a lot of things being said about him. Hell, I even heard someone say he's your right hand............ man! I told that person "No fuckin' way!!! They're not even connected!" That person said "I'm not sayin' they're connected at the hip!" So I said "Well then, what are you sayin'??? They're connected at the wrist???"

dtr, I just hope you're safe with Joe around! What with all his death threats and everything. I hope it never happens, but there's always the chance of 'auto strangulation '. That's the kinda' shit that happens in cars and stuff like that!

Maybe you could put him on your christmas list and get on his good side. Maybe give some generic kind of gift just to let him know you care......... and stuff like that. If he works outdoors he might appreciate some high quality hand cream... or somethin' like that.

Just some thoughts I had.

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bigworm

deathtoradio wrote:

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Almost forgot about this. The winner is Joe with "deathtoradio watches tv." Dude is uncanny. It's like he was right in the room watching me fap. Take it away Joe!

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