Alright people, listen up.  I seem to have won another contest by default so I've made this one sooooo easy it should generate tons of entries. (Who am I kiddin?)  Anyway, if there is still anyone out there who gives a damn just finish the last two panels and may the best entry win. 

Please don't make me enter my own contest in order to get a winner....not that I wouldn't sink that low.  What?!

Winner won't be picked until 5 entries have been made or 7 days go by.....whichever takes longer.

http://www.stripcreator.com/make.php#

Here's the damned comic to finish. 

FTC 164: The Princess Somethingorother by brycekain 8-03-13

Kiss me, ya wench! I'd rather not... Pray tell, my fair maiden. Why do you withhold the greatest of treasure in all the lands? If you must pry, I have a reason dwelling deep within me that I can not fully let go..... Sadly, the Captain would never have his question answered. Mere moments later, Lady Gwendolen shit her pants. The End.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

FTC164: NEED TO PULL A HEARTY LOAD? GET A WINCH! by bigworm 8-04-13

Kiss me, ya wench. I'd rather not... Well guess what??? I'd rather not have to swab clean yer godforsaken cod-pouch just so I can fuck it after I hack yer crabhome of a head off! So... where were we? Ya mean cum-suck me ya wench? Not exactly, but it sounds so much better than a simple kiss.

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bigworm

FTC 164: Can You Hear Me Now? by four_legged_tripod 8-06-13

Kiss me, ya wench! I'd rather not... Then maybe I can play around with your floppy titties. I'd rather not do that either... I'm going to have to call you back mom. There's this chick here who won't shut up.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

FTC 164: One Way by four_legged_tripod 8-06-13

Kiss me, ya wench! I'd rather not... Then what would you rather do? I'd rather just sit with you in my cabin and listen to my 1 Direction CDs. So you threw her over board? You wouldn't have?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Nice responses so far but has nobody seen the perfect opening for "Sea Men" (semen)  humor?  Maybe ya'll were just seeing if I was paying attention, right?

I guess you gotta know your audience...

FTC 164: Ragu Wants His Sea Men by four_legged_tripod 8-07-13

Kiss me, ya wench! I'd rather not... Why not? Because when I kissed the captain, I swallowed him whole. MARRY ME! Oh sure. Just because I swallow sea men!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

FTC164: IT'S HARD BEIN' A PIRATE! by iconoclastic 8-07-13

Kiss me ya' wench! I'd rather not... Perhaps you'd prefer option two, sucking all my semen! The entire crew??? I was just tryin' to be proper with the wench... bitch! Well, if that's what's proper, then bring 'em on!

Groovy! - WTF 164 by edoggydog 8-08-13

Kiss me, ya wench! I'd rather not... What? You don't like a seaman all over your lips? Seaman? No. Semen? Yes... Now, take me back to your cabin and let me blow your- WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM WITH EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF KIM KARDASHIAN'S AMNIOTIC BIRTH FLUID!! WHAT THE FUCK???

Tomorrow the winner, like a nose, will get picked.  So eneter while ya still can!

FTC164: don't mess with pirates! by bigworm 8-09-13

Kiss me, ya wench! I'd rather not... I only asked for a kiss to see if there was any chemistry. Truth be told, yer looks don't really meet my standards. But you interrupted me too soon! I'd rather not... talk about sucking your treasure cock out here! But it takes a mighty good looker to get me hard! Oh I love semen that's hard to get!

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bigworm

FTC 164: Rape Jokes are Never Funny by brycekain 8-09-13

Kiss me, ya wench! I'd rather not... THEN I SHALL TAKE WHAT I WANT! DEAR GOD!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WHERE ARE YOU STICKING THAT THING?!? HOLY FUCK!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! And that, sir, is where abortions come from. Why do I keep coming back to Chick-fil-A?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Nice going people.  The entries had a wide range of conclusions.  I really felt the winner might come from the "Seamen/Semen" arm of entries but as days went by my attention drifted away.  Let's say I expanded my horizons. ("What do you mean..BULL-SHIT?") Anyway,  I changed my mind three times already this morning so, after giving honorable mentions to all who entered (just like is done in Sunday School sack races) I will now award as the winner.......

brycekain for his "Rape Jokes Are Never Funny" that got in just under the wire.

OK Mr. brycekain, congrats & consider the baton duly passed.

I won? Wow. I guess rape jokes can be funny. Thanks, Ragu. Your check is in the mail and I'll have a new contest up as soon as I think of one.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.