For reasons only Thor and Loki can understand I won the last FTC. So I have continued the time honored tradition by exuberantly hitting the "random comic layout" button until I found a set up that doesn't suck as much as the others (see below.)

I would like to say that there are no rules, but that would be a lie. The first rule: make me laugh. Or don't. It's up to you.

I'll come up with the other rules after the contest is over. Judging will occur on the night in which I am less gassy than the others. Usually a Thursday or something.

NOW STRIP, BABY!

FTC 165 template by brycekain 8-11-13

What happened? I have good news and I have bad news...

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

FTC165: The Patient, The Dr., & Some Gratuitious Sex~ pt.1 by bigworm 8-17-13

What happened? I have good news and I have bad news... Same here. Listen... I'm the doctor, and thus the sole cause of conversational elation and/or depression, so just be quiet... can you do that? Oh, so now you don't have anything to say?

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FTC165: The Patient, The Dr., & Some Gratuitious Sex~ pt.2 by bigworm 8-17-13

Never mind, you're just in time to improve the quality of my day, and a solemn, long face is really best to help me achieve the anal epiphany that follows an intense anal itch. So what's the good news? The good news is that you don't have to suck my hemorrhoids anymore! I've discovered I never had hemorrhoids in the first place! As joyful as I should be upon hearing that good news, I'm somehow still emotionally stilted by the realization that this discovery will not preclude my lips from knowing your anus. You know what? You're hearing has really improved!

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FTC165: The Patient, The Dr., & Some Gratuitious Sex~ pt.3 by bigworm 8-19-13

So what was it I've been tenderly sucking and nurturing for this rather prolonged period of my life, if they weren't hemorrhoids? Funny you should ask. Tapeworms.

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okay, here's the end of the comic.

FTC165: The Patient,The Dr., & Some Gratuitious Sex~ pt.4

A handjob? I don't think so! How 'bout you just wag the corpse's hand back and forth?

by bigworm, 8-19-13

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Good entries so far. Keep 'em coming! I'll be judging this thing pretty soon.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

FTC165: FUCKING DOCTORS! by iconoclastic 8-19-13

What happened? I have good news and I have bad news... So what's the good news? You're pregnant with quintuplets, and I'm the daddy! Furthermore,they're all mentslly retarded because I'm also their grandfather! OMG! What's this all mean for me? It means I'm above the law and your bitch ass is going to jail for having sex with your father you incestuous dirty fucking slut!

Well, my friends, this contest went about as well as most of my contests. That is to say, not many people were interested. That's ok. Because I was able to pick a winner. And, Bigworm, a winner is YOU! I'd like to give honorable mention to Ragu and Icon, but that would be like judging a Special Olympics event. And that would just be fuckin' retarded. 

So, take it away, WORM!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Congrats Worm!

Okay and thank you brycekain, and you as well ragu4u for your comment. I will post a new FTC very soon.

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bigworm