Start a comic with this.  End it with whatever you like.  Pretty simple.

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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Now, for my next trick...

by margethatchersghost, 10-25-13

I'll judge this in one week or when three people have entered, whichever happens last.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

FTC by HCRoyall 10-25-13

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Now, for my next trick... I will now cause my voice to jump from this senile octogenarian who wandered into my costume shop... The sad thing is, this wasn't the first act of the Open Mic Night to cause the police to be called... To this young child I found playing unattended in the playground by my house last week.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

FTC168: "There's a sucker born every minute." by bigworm 10-26-13

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Now, for my next trick... ??? Look right here, see? There's still some pink color left in the knob. No diamond ring for you! Now git! But you said... I said NEXT!!!

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bigworm

FTC168: No on has ever seen beneath a Wizard's robe! by iconoclastic 10-26-13

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Now, for my next trick... I thought I was the whore.

Thank you all for getting us to the requisite number of entries so quickly.  The real winner here is anyone who doesn't like long and boring comic contests.

But the real real winner is ragu4u.  His entry stands a head above the rest, even if it is an ugly troll's head.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Will wonders never cease?  I finally won a contest that other people entered too.  Thanks for the nod!  I will now take a short while to bask in the glory and will come up with another "FTC" soon.