So I don't have a lot of ideas anymore. Mostly just pornography and midget hookers. Regardless of what I do in my personal life I still won this damn contest and now you have to please me...with hilarity.
1: you have to have a character refer to something as "Sweet" sarcastically. For instance "Sweet rule Humpenstein your hilarious."
2: You have to have the punchline hashtagged. For instance. "Sweet rule humpenstein your hilarious." "#notreally #sorryimnotsorry"
I'll judge this thing next time I'm on. If that takes longer than short I give all judging privledges to Brad...You're my boy brad.