So I don't have a lot of ideas anymore.  Mostly just pornography and midget hookers.  Regardless of what I do in my personal life I still won this damn contest and now you have to please me...with hilarity.

2 Rules:

 1: you have to have a character refer to something as "Sweet" sarcastically.  For instance "Sweet rule Humpenstein your hilarious."

2: You have to have the punchline hashtagged.  For instance. "Sweet rule humpenstein your hilarious."  "#notreally #sorryimnotsorry"

I'll judge this thing next time I'm on.  If that takes longer than short I give all judging privledges to Brad...You're my boy brad.

I'm not very tech savy.  The only hash marks I know about are the ones in my scivys so I'll have to pass on this contest.

#cc544: WHEN 'HUMP' MEETS 'STEIN' by bigworm 10-27-13

I'm the new gun in town! I'm 'High Power', 'Double Action', and I can't remember the rest right now, but I'll keep you updated as my memory returns. I swear on my chigger-bit ding-dong, ain't she sweet! As my osteoporotic back bends, I find myself 'behumped'. I can't see it very well, but I think it has some warts with hairs on 'em. Maybe someone here would like to lick it. What the hell? You still got some fuck-fuzz down yonder in yer poopoo-patch! OMG! Is that a cockroach? Don't worry none now, I took care of it. I'm pleased about that, because I'm a frauline, and so my warts match my legs. I'm a born again virgin, so I squeal like a pig every time I get doinked. #OhsweeMotherMaryI'mcummin'inmycottons! #sweethomealabamagrannyLordI'mcummin'inmysteinferyou!

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bigworm

RCL no. 3694 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-29-13

...and then I says to the meter maid, "Suh-WEET! Another parking ticket! Three more and I'm batting for the cycle." Hmmmm... Of course, she didn't get the baseball reference and called for back up. They came and hauled me off to jail. And, since I resisted arrest, I'm facing 30 days in jail! Me being a goat, I would normally eat my way out of a situation like this, but my vet told me to lay off pork... #it looks like RCLG is now up to 73 followers!

Hashtag by four_legged_tripod 10-30-13

Don't come in here demanding sex. We need to discuss all aspects of our relationship first. Sure. Cuz that would be totally sweet. So what happened? To my surprise he gave me an ear full. Isn't he supposed to #shootitinyourass?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 3705 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-31-13

Hey, OJ... This looks like the perfect place to set up our tent. Oh, yeah. Sweet. #sweatyballsandasscrackwhilecampinginthemiddleofthesaharandesertwithadumbassredneck

4 legged tripod wins.

Thanks for all the participation it was a tough choice but in the end...^^^

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Thanks Hump. I will put on my thinikng cap for CC 545.

#iappreciatethenod

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke