I'm assuming most of you are familiar with the book "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie".  It's a simple book about the sequence of events that happen when we make decisions. The sequence of events can vary however. I've taken the first part of the book and stayed true to the manuscript creating this comic:

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by four_legged_tripod 11-20-13

He will ask for a glass of milk You don't think this dry ass cookie you gave me is going down without milk do ya, moron? Then he will ask for a straw You see the size of my mouth, asswipe? I need straw! When he's finsihed he'll ask for a napkin You gonna let this milk sit on my face? Get me a napkin you ungreatful host! One napkin soaked in d-CON coming up, you little shit!

Now I'd like to see what could happen if I give you the opportunity to create your own sequence of events. So here's how it's going to go down.

The first one to post will address what happens when the mouse is given a napkin (doesn't have to be soaked in d-CON). Whatever happens by the end of the third panel will be what the next stripper will take to start their three panel strip to continue the sequence of events. I'm not looking for adhearance to the original book, I'd like to see where it could have gone.

You may enter as many times as you wish, I just ask that you do not enter back-to-back strips allowing someone else to play off of what you came up with.  Given that there seems to be only two or three people entering these things anymore, it could be two of you just trading off. If so, so be it.

I'm looking for creative ways to continue the story.

I'll judge this based on when I feel the interest has died down but will give it a minimum of one week to catch on.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 3753 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-21-13

...and, then I gave that little mouse a napkin. That was nice of you. Soaked in D-Con. That wasn't nice of you. Then, I butt-rangered the little bugger's dead carcass into submission! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA... I once saw Butt Ranger in concert back in the late '80's. Talk about lame!

Groovy! - D-Con Rice by edoggydog 11-22-13

...and then I laid perfectly still as he butt-rangered what he thought was my dead carcass! Groovy! But, the joke's on him... I gave him a raging case of "MAIDS". What is MAIDS? Mouse AIDS... It's not lethal, but from now on, he'll squeak when he farts! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA... All this over a cookie?

Looks like I have 50/50 chances of winning!  YAY!

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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Looks like I have 50/50 chances of winning!  YAY!

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edoggydog wrote:

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RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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Looks like I have 50/50 chances of winning!  YAY!

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Well, since you comics blow, it's more like a 0/0 chance of you winning.  Dork.

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RCLG/edoggy: do you get hand cramps logging in and out as often as you do?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

What the hell?

If you squeak when you fart ... by kaufman 11-29-13

If you squeak when tou fart, your ass probably plays La Marseillaise when you shit.... You've got MAIDS. pfft pfft poopoo poopoo poooo poooo pfffft .... In which case the French will salute your turds. Sacre bleu! Le grand merde! And if three Frenchmen have their hands up in saluting two such pieces of shit, we can conclude that David Cassidy must be in the treetops. We have three French hands, two turds of dung, ergo I must be in a pear tree.

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CC by HCRoyall 12-04-13

If you don't know who David Cassidy is, you'll have to check Wikipedia. And if three Frenchmen have their hands up in saluting two such pieces of shit, we can conclude that David Cassidy must be in the treetops. Who? If you check Wikipedia, you'll waste half a day looking at articles that have nothing to do with your original search. Battle of Waterloo Neat! If you waste half a day looking at random articles, you'll finally remember you have to make a funny comic and fail. FUCK

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - FUCK, Two, Three, Whore... by edoggydog 12-04-13

FUCK, two, three, four... FUCK, two, three, four... FUCK, two, three, four... MY GRANDMOTHER CAN THRUST HARDER THAN THAT, BOOT!! In today's Obama Army, anything goes! Groovy!

And for those of you young whippersnappers who like HCR's character didn't grow up with kid sisters during the early 70s, you now know know some of the scars burnt into my brain that made me what I am.

Now get off my lawn!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 545: SIR! No requirement to make sense... CORRECT SIR? by bigworm 12-11-13

The circumstances of an 'Obama's army' could lead anywhere i.e., a mess hall's pantry... late at night. Sir, I thought we were going to *unnh... unnh...* look at your *aah... aah... *test whomp 1-2-3, test whomp 1-2-3!* Target cavity... 3 clicks right! Prepare for firing!!! Furthermore, when the price of sexual favors is greater than the cost of a commander's forfeiture of high level deportment... Sir, the private is on her period... sir! WHAT??? MISSION ABORTED!!! COMMENCE MUZZLE-CHOKE!!! MISSION ABORTED!!! COMMENCE MUZZLE-CHOKE!!! ...it could lead to a collapse in the traditional 'old school stiffness' of the army's (newly be-stiffed), old school commanders, possibly giving rise to an unacceptable rise in fruitacious recruits. Sir, the private is able to continue the mission, sir! No private, the COMMANDER'S BOOKLET OF MORAL & ETHICAL PROTOCOL, [subsection B] 'personal preferences' states... "There shall be no blood on the barrel prior to climax of battle". DISMISSED!!!

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bigworm

Groovy! - So, who own the Chiefs? OWNS. OWNS. by edoggydog 12-12-13

Meanwhile, back at four_legged_tripod's house... Let's see how the comic contest is shaping up. Groovy! "Hey stupid... where ya going?" WHAT THE FUCK?? What's wrong? Looks like ragu4u just killed CC: 545! Technically, it has been on life support ever since RCL no. 3753!

Let's see how the comic contest is shaping up.

What the fuck!?

Oh well. Let's stop beating a dead mouse.  So what have we learned?  If you give a mouse a cookie it will eventually lead to bloody sex in Obama's army which will lead to ragu4u killing his computer with an axe. So for Pete's sake, don't give a fucking mouse a cookie!

Obviously, what I had in mind for the contest was not clearly explained to put it in the minds of everyone else.  My bad. However there were a couple that came close and so I will award the contest to one of them.  The finalists were kaufman and HCRoyall. The winner is.....

HCRoyall! Take it away! Very very far away!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Soooo... giving a mouse a cookie leads to me winning contests, then...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...HCRoyall winning a CC leads to...

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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...HCRoyall winning a CC leads to...

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