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Mr. Wonderful
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| Excuse me...aren't you Paul Stanley of that rancid-ass rock band, KISS? | |
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| RANCID-ASS--? I mean, no, I am not "Paul Stanley." Come with me to the Executive Lounge and I will show him to you. | |
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| Here...here is "Paul Stanley." | |
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| Ha, ha... once again, my "Paul Stanley baby" diversionary tactic has protected my privacy from unwanted fan intrusion... | |
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| ME WANT ME'S MONEY--or me will start telling people that you AM Paul Stanley. | |
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| Hello, I'm "Pup" Swerdlow. I'm here about the job interview. | |
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| You didn't tell me over the phone that you were a dog. | |
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| Look, if you discriminate against me because of my species, I'll have the SPCA on this place so fast it'll-- | |
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| FETCH THE NICE BONE, DOGGY! FETCH! FETCH! | |
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| You're known as a serious method actor, Mr. DeNiro. Will you be using this in your upcoming portrayal as a gay man? | |
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| Oh, definitely. In fact, I've been giving sloppy blowjobs to every man I meet for the last six weeks. | |
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| NNFFF...NNNNFFFF... UNNNNNGGHHH!!! Back to you...Sally... | |
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| This just in...Robert DeNiro will not be starring in the upcoming gay film, "Flaming Bull." Chip, you'd better tell Mr. DeNiro. | |
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| Err...not right now, Sally! I've promised to help him rehearse a few more scenes! | |
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| Well, all right, Chip, but that's the last time I'm going to be your fucking beard at Spago's. | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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